Chris had to poop so badly during the video game LAN party that Allen had to finger clog him for about an hour just to make sure he could beat the boss. I can't believe he was finger clogging him for that long... What a guy... I'll have to invite him to my next LAN party.
by someunicornwizardcat August 8, 2024
Get the Finger Cloggingmug. The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect
You: Ight lad Im gonna go clog the toilet
Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school
You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll
Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school
You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll
by Jamalbigwiener January 9, 2024
Get the Im gonna go clog the toiletmug. 
The misspelled version of vlog, clog is a superior spelling of the word to show one’s literary knowledge yet is commonly mocked as being a misspelling.
“Welcome to my tasting clog, today we’ll be tasting and grading Walmart popsicles”
Person A- “Clog isn’t a word you can’t use it in scrabble”
Person B- “You have just revealed you’re own literary incompetence Person A”
Person A- “Clog isn’t a word you can’t use it in scrabble”
Person B- “You have just revealed you’re own literary incompetence Person A”
by DrunkSnail September 30, 2022
Get the Clogmug. A drain clog is the action of not being able to poop because of the build-up of excess lube that dried up.
by DancingPot June 9, 2019
Get the Drain Clogmug. A man's that is so backed up in cum he's just fully clogged lives on shorbot, not to be confused with sherbert ice cream.
There's only 1 way to release a sharbot clogg.
Step 1- get into a wall squat position and just go crazy on your cocktail weiner. And make that manoayse SPRAY.
STEP 2- REPEAT STEP 1
There's only 1 way to release a sharbot clogg.
Step 1- get into a wall squat position and just go crazy on your cocktail weiner. And make that manoayse SPRAY.
STEP 2- REPEAT STEP 1
Zack so backed up he's got "the sharbot clog"
Give him some fresh butter and a wall to jerk off against and boom he can finally sleep.
He tried to keep them kids alive but they had to go.... down the air vents to be exact.
Give him some fresh butter and a wall to jerk off against and boom he can finally sleep.
He tried to keep them kids alive but they had to go.... down the air vents to be exact.
by Currently fucking a man October 23, 2024
Get the the sharbot clogmug. The act of being a complete coward and force exiting a gaming session to avoid having your ass handed to you.
by Door Knob Cleptomaniac July 25, 2022
Get the Cloggingmug.