choking-the-bishop

to masturbate, wank, spank the monkey, jerk off, loose a torpedo, spunk your load, ejaculate through manual stimulation.

Bob was choking-the-bishop in the kitchen, when his mother came back unexpectedly from the shops and caught him.

by Andrew_ZV April 26, 2006

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Chopin

A Polish vodka made from potatoes instead of grain. It is expensive as hell but well worth trying if you have the scratch. Chopin is named after Polish composer Frederic Chopin.

Mary was upset with Johnny because he drank over half her bottle of Chopin and threw it up on her Persian rug.

by greatboozeup January 28, 2009

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Colin Powell

The poor man charged with the responsibility of globetrotting with President Bush and making sure none of the international leaders really take his comments seriously.

Colin Powell: I'm so sorry, Mr. Chirac. Mr. Bush didn't actually mean he thinks the French are pussies. Rather, he thinks of them as cats of a refined nature.

by Ophelia Desdemona May 1, 2005

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A sweet amazing guy with dark hair and gorgeous eyes he is so cute/hot but will sadly deny it he means everything plus some to this girl and holds the key to her heart hes an all around nice caring funny loveable amazing guy anyone would be absolutely lucky to have hes easy to fall in love with and hates when his friends and family are sad or upset also colins are usually awesome drummers and love to play video games

colin is amazing i love him

by 666yo June 15, 2011

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Choking the DJ

The act of choking a women with her consent while she performes a masturbation ritual on herself with her hand flat and moving back and forth abrutptly, like a DJ would spinning a record.

I started choking the DJ last night when she was pleasuring herself.

by UCAkid February 23, 2009

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