First used (?) in "Heathers" http://imdb.com/title/tt0097493/ , probably more close to meaning "well, I'll be damned" or "Well, kiss my ass".
by OldFart77 December 9, 2008

a sarcastic term implying "what a load of crap"
or, "bullshit". can also be used as a expression of anger.
or, "bullshit". can also be used as a expression of anger.
: hilary, i did NOT have sex with that woman...
: um... fuck me gently with a chainsaw, bill.
or...
: how was that test?
: fuck me gently with a chainsaw, mike.
: um... fuck me gently with a chainsaw, bill.
or...
: how was that test?
: fuck me gently with a chainsaw, mike.
by Qwerty April 19, 2004

by Sick kackis August 26, 2021

"it's just heather, why can't we talk to different kinds of people?"
"fuck me gently with a chainsaw, do i look like mother teresa? if i did, i probably wouldn't mind talking to the geek squad"
"fuck me gently with a chainsaw, do i look like mother teresa? if i did, i probably wouldn't mind talking to the geek squad"
by heathersssssss April 19, 2010

an expression used when something wrong has happened, or hasnt turned out well ; much like "oh fuck me"
Jessica - "Oh hey did you do that chemistry homework?"
Stokez - "No, but it's due tomorrow, right?"
Jessica - "No! It's due today!"
Stokez - "Oh well fuck me in the ass with a chainsaw!"
Stokez - "No, but it's due tomorrow, right?"
Jessica - "No! It's due today!"
Stokez - "Oh well fuck me in the ass with a chainsaw!"
by Stokez December 17, 2007

by Ed from Good Burger January 31, 2020

a phrase for "i hate my life" or simaraly, "fuck my life" popularized by the eighties cult classic movie "Heathers" starting Winona Ryder.
by kdrrrgs August 18, 2008
