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child = tommyinnit
by nubnotfound March 5, 2021
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child molester

One who enjoys supple young boys. Usually found at playgrounds or the ballpit at your local chuckie cheese's Basically someone who fucks children in the bum bum
Look! Sally its Peter the ass fucking child molester!
by Anonymous June 20, 2003
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man child

a grown man who is very immature, therefore considered a man child.
Dude you need to grow up and stop being such a man child
by rhoni May 13, 2005
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Middle child

The child parents don’t give a crap about until they do something wrong
Person 1: I’m the middle child
Person 2: I’m so sorry
Parent to person 1: who are you?
by THICCCCCCCCPOTATO! January 31, 2020
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Demon Child

A little brother or sister under 11 that gets away from trouble or tells off their big brothers or sisters up to no good
What are you Doing?

Its a Arcade Machine! now get out of my room!

No it aint! its a ATM Machine im tellin mom, MOM!

OK shut up il give you $50 bucks to be quiet!

$60!

Ok heres $60 and get out!

Man yur sister is a Demon child
by playmaker739 October 16, 2008
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child abuse

When a parent/parents beat the hell out of a child for no reason.
All child abusers should get forced sterilization, and either serve life in prison or get the death penalty "depending if the child dies of his injuries".
by Saints October 19, 2003
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