A form of conception widely discredited by western medicine, conjoined conception involves a set of conjoined twins that act as a transportation vessel to stimulate and prepare semen for their journey to the ovum.
The conjoined twins sit between the conceiving couple and light incense to create a fertile space. One of the twins then orally pleasures the male until completion, being sure to collect all the seed in their mouth. They then transmit the collected fluids into the mouth of the other conjoined twin, masterfully delivering every last drop of the payload. Finally, the conjoined twin puts their mouth to the vagina of the future mother and forcefully project the semen into the vagina, completing the rigorous ceremony.
The conjoined twins sit between the conceiving couple and light incense to create a fertile space. One of the twins then orally pleasures the male until completion, being sure to collect all the seed in their mouth. They then transmit the collected fluids into the mouth of the other conjoined twin, masterfully delivering every last drop of the payload. Finally, the conjoined twin puts their mouth to the vagina of the future mother and forcefully project the semen into the vagina, completing the rigorous ceremony.
After months of attempting to conceive, Mary asked John if he could ring up his brothers for a conjoined conception.
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Get the condom break conception mug.(verb) A practice where people sit outside of an outdoor concert so they can listen gratis to the performance. This may be done because they do not want to pay, the show is sold out, or it involves less engagement from them.
A: Did you guys go to the Jay-Z concert?
B: Yeah, but we just concert picnicked because we are cheap.
B: Yeah, but we just concert picnicked because we are cheap.
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Get the Concert Stacking mug.The painful and intense urge to attend a concert. Basically the same as baby fever, except it's about concerts. Concert fever often starts by seeing pictures/videos of a concert, or hearing peers discuss a recent concert.
Friend 1: "Did you hear about the Of Mice and Men concert last night?! Someone went deaf from the speakers and some got trampled in the pit!"
Friend 2: "Stop, you're giving me concert fever!"
Friend 2: "Stop, you're giving me concert fever!"
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Discomfort experienced when an individual has been focusing on a task for too long and needs a break.
Discomfort experienced when an individual has been focusing on a task for too long and needs a break.
"All this cramming for our European history class will be worth it when we get an A"
"I sure hope so, memorizing all the dates is giving me a serious concentration cramp"
"I sure hope so, memorizing all the dates is giving me a serious concentration cramp"
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