A medical term that describes the act of taking an umbrella and shoving it someone's anus, then opening the umbrella in the anus thus removing all clogged "dumpage" from the anus. Anal Root Canals are usually preformed after someone has been constipated for over a week as a last resort to solve the constipation.
Man 1- Hey I thought you were constipated and couldn't make it to the game.
Man 2- No, my proctologist preformed an anal root canal and cured me.
Man 2- No, my proctologist preformed an anal root canal and cured me.
by Wyo For Life May 24, 2018
Get the Anal Root Canalmug. She interrupted Bill and Dave, arguing over who had the biggest tires on their Jeep, with "I'm not getting into a Canal Measuring Contest with you two!", knowing it would eventually lead into another Nascar discussion. This, in fact, served the purpose of calling them women without them getting the joke.
by MrFauxBot January 25, 2021
Get the canal measuring contestmug. Skullfucking an AlQaeda member to death. Yes, skullfucking a guy, but not to be gay, just to show them who's boss, goddammit!
Chuck Norris: "America, fuck yeah!!"
Terrorist Bastard: "*gugh!* Halajamagh- *AGH!*"
Osama: "Holy fucking Allah!! It's the Iraqi Root Canal!...Oh shit, that's Chuck Norris!!"
Terrorist Bastard: "*gugh!* Halajamagh- *AGH!*"
Osama: "Holy fucking Allah!! It's the Iraqi Root Canal!...Oh shit, that's Chuck Norris!!"
by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008
Get the Iraqi Root Canalmug. by Neeko April 26, 2004
Get the cadbury canal cruisermug. A person/object who is very fake/false/misleading is just like a fake wanna-be-brand-name bag sold for dirt cheap on the famous Canal Street in New York City: appears to be the real thing instead it will break apart on you in the middle of the street when you count on it the most.
Oh please I knew she was a liar, she's as fake as a Fendi on Canal Street!
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That is definitely a knock-off, can't you see it's as fake as a Fendi on Canal Street?
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With that Fendi on Canal Street of a girlfriend he has, I wouldn't be surprised if he took her out of his will!
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That is definitely a knock-off, can't you see it's as fake as a Fendi on Canal Street?
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With that Fendi on Canal Street of a girlfriend he has, I wouldn't be surprised if he took her out of his will!
by jurjinator March 20, 2010
Get the A Fendi on Canal Streetmug. A homosexual.
by Matchew H. December 16, 2008
Get the Pirate of the anal canalmug. Friend #1: I love your Uggs. Did you buy them on the UggAustralia website?
Friend #2: Nah, they were a canal street special.
Friend #2: Nah, they were a canal street special.
by mgaze1234 January 12, 2012
Get the Canal Street Specialmug.