This lil' gem came about randomly. Everyone just started saying '3rd Generation Burke'. It means whatever is on your mind at the time. Often mixed in with monobrain to become '3rd generation monobrain'.
by Barry June 4, 2004
Get the 3rd Generation Burke mug.A fan base of blowhard, egotistical, elitist children stuck following a team in their shit-hole state because there’s nothing else for them to live for; The Cleveland Browns suck, the Cleveland Indians suck, the Cleveland Cavaliers suck, and the last time the Buckeyes won anything remotely resembling a legitimate championship was, to the best of my recollection, about 800 years ago under some senile old bastard named Woody Hayes.
Then along comes the 2003 Fiesta Bowl. Sure, the Buckeye's QB Craig Krenzel was only 7-of-21, for 122 yards, with no touchdowns and two interceptions, but the Buckeyes had a secret weapon in the form of an incompetent ref by the name of Terry Porter. You see, Porter's blatantly obvious blunder snatched victory from the legitimate champion Miami Hurricanes and instead gift-wrapped the outcome for the Buckeyes. Unfortunately Porter's blown call against the Hurricanes has forever tainted the first Buckeye "title" (I'm even ashamed to call it that) in about 800 years.
Then, in the aftermath of this forever-tainted "title", hordes of long-deprived Buckeye fans streamed to NCAA message boards, repeatedly posting about how great Thee Ohio State University (Elitist, egotistical bastards anyone?) were during the 2002 season (even though the Buckeyes were incredibly fortunate not to lose 5 games during the season), and on top of that, posting about how there was absolutely no way that any team other than the Buckeyes would win the next 20 (or even more) championships while finding as may ways to “insult” the University of Michigan as they could despite every one they struggled to think of only came out to sound like one-way childish name calling.
In the midst of all of this comes the revelation that the Buckeye's star running back was, in all likelihood, academically ineligible to even play in the Fiesta Bowl. The NCAA is still trying to sort out the mess.
Then along comes the 2003 Fiesta Bowl. Sure, the Buckeye's QB Craig Krenzel was only 7-of-21, for 122 yards, with no touchdowns and two interceptions, but the Buckeyes had a secret weapon in the form of an incompetent ref by the name of Terry Porter. You see, Porter's blatantly obvious blunder snatched victory from the legitimate champion Miami Hurricanes and instead gift-wrapped the outcome for the Buckeyes. Unfortunately Porter's blown call against the Hurricanes has forever tainted the first Buckeye "title" (I'm even ashamed to call it that) in about 800 years.
Then, in the aftermath of this forever-tainted "title", hordes of long-deprived Buckeye fans streamed to NCAA message boards, repeatedly posting about how great Thee Ohio State University (Elitist, egotistical bastards anyone?) were during the 2002 season (even though the Buckeyes were incredibly fortunate not to lose 5 games during the season), and on top of that, posting about how there was absolutely no way that any team other than the Buckeyes would win the next 20 (or even more) championships while finding as may ways to “insult” the University of Michigan as they could despite every one they struggled to think of only came out to sound like one-way childish name calling.
In the midst of all of this comes the revelation that the Buckeye's star running back was, in all likelihood, academically ineligible to even play in the Fiesta Bowl. The NCAA is still trying to sort out the mess.
by Linux System Message March 30, 2005
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A team that can't beat the Gators. Also know as Gatorbait. 41-14 explains a lot. Who would come up with a mascot of a nut?
by Gator_Girl July 31, 2007
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That elderly gay man from the Ohio State Buckeyes is insulting someone from Michigan. Let's go beat his ass.
by dionysis April 27, 2005
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by kwarrxn April 10, 2021
Get the Burke mug.A disgusting scum sucking team of red necks that get there fucking ass handed to them every single year when they play Michigan. They play in some run down eye sore in the middle of the ghetto. What the fuck is a buckeye anyways?
BuckeyeFan1: Man that sucks that we got fucked up by Michigan again.
BuckeyeFan2: Ya i guess,lets go down the street and get some PCP (*Walks a block from campus to run down crackhouse*)
BuckeyeFan2: Ya i guess,lets go down the street and get some PCP (*Walks a block from campus to run down crackhouse*)
by Nugz McAddleworth March 25, 2005
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by Shockers 805 July 3, 2009
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