Body building is pageantry

Is useless in the real world..why? Well you puff yourself up like pigeon looking to mate but can’t perform in the real world with those “muscles”..

Example; on arm or chest day w’e, you bench 350-400 Lbs. In essence you build yourself up like “Hercules” portrayed in various modern movies but you can't preform like him.. you’re not lift boulders or slaying a treacherous hydra or defeating a massive lion..

Your like SpongeBob with his inflatable arms lol.. The body of a Ferrari sports car but no engine, Frame, wheels etc..

Ah the gym is filled with “bodybuilders” hogging the machines.. it’s useless to get that puffed, no fluidity in their movements lol it’s aesthetic.. “body building is pageantry” . Pure theatrics

by DEZtheDECIMATOR June 4, 2022

team building

the process of breaking the ice enough to ascend to the status of team

we're so good at team building!
Ill shove you back in that freezer if you keep trying to make that ice melt

by yaryeetyert July 20, 2022

Illegal Building Technique

When You Build Legos The Wrong Way And The Cops Get Called On You.

Me. Oh Fuck… I Didn’t Know That Was Illegal. I Am So Screwed

L.C.P.D. Sir Your Under Arrest For Illegal Building Techniques. Get In The Car Now!!! You Have The Right To Remain Silent!!!

by L.C.P.D October 21, 2022

Eyal Building

A tall, voluptuous building of a very high caliber, usually housed by vips and Israeli state officials. The building resides in the northern Hod Hasharon district and has a very distinct look, you won't miss it when you see it.

Man: Hey girl, you wanna go visit the Eyal Building?
Woman: Hell yeah, I'll even go as far as to suck your cock if you're willing to go that far.

by gnhnjac September 7, 2022

legacy building

The act of collecting large quantities of junk on one's property because the collector thinks it will make him rich one day.

"Dad, why do you never get rid of your old cars and appliances? Some of them have been in the yard since before I was born!"

"I'm legacy building, son. One day I'll die and all of these treasures will be yours..."

by IckyStickler December 19, 2022

golden building

The act of stretching a man’s ballsack out to create a pool while he urinates lightly and you lap the pool of piss like a dehydrated dog.

Shawty pulled the golden building on me last night, Twas the best piss I’ve had in decades.

by AnalKing21 April 12, 2023

jeep building syndrome

jeep building syndrome is a very sad one, its when you build jeeps every few seconds without consent :(

Ah shit not again! i made another one... i think i have jeep building syndrome

by some stupid guy September 5, 2023