Bented

An act of violence between two individuals in which one gets unknowingly "bented". The "bender" sticks his hand very close to the "bendee's" face starting with the thumb facing left with the right hand or right with the left hand. The "bender" then rotates the hand in a manner that ends with the thumb facing straight up in the air. As the thumb is sticking straight up the bender says "bitch you just got BENTED". Once again, the closer the hand is to the face, the more disrespectful the act.

Hey Billy I have a question, come over here for a second.. "Oh you just got Bented"

by Dizzy DD and the Data Takers December 12, 2010

Binged

An unconsented search by Microsoft

You type 192.168.1.8 in your address bar to access your IP printer. Instead of getting “Server not found” error message when your printer does not respond because it is off, you instead get BINGED. The lesson is that Microsoft knows better than you in what you want. Obviously you really wanted to see the “IP Whois report” or see the “GeoIPTool” rather than knowing your printer is offline.

by Garreth Jones May 14, 2013

banged

Beaten up by another person in a fight intentionally.

oi, i cant believe you got banged up by that boy!

by Abzeh December 28, 2005

Benedict cumberbatch

The act of masturbating on a couch cushion and then flipping it over to hide the evidence.

I'm supposed to babysitting Garrett, but he's probably already Benedict Cumberbatched the couch and put himself to sleep.

by scoresman July 4, 2016

Pope Benedict XVI

the new pope. even more backward and conservative than the last one.

was a member of Hitler youth, most dumbasses saying this was a choice. ummm dude, if HITLER was the leader of your country i don't think you had much of a choice as a young child whether to be in Hitler Youth or not.

you're a complete dumbass if you think the new pope was an actual nazi. yeah like they'd ever vote in a pope who was a literal nazi.

by dud3r June 13, 2005

benediktas

a name given by the god of partys and hookah bars. The one who drinks a shit load of vodka like its nothing! The one who fucks with every chick on the block and gets some! But when it comes to hard times theres always lotion under the bed.....

1.benediktas wakes up
2.shower
3.get ready
4.gym
5.tan
6.laundry
7.gets ready again
8.gets drunk
9.goes to a party/hookah bar
10.fucked up on the floor

by the god of hookah February 6, 2010

Benedict Arnold

When a sex partner is giving a guy a handjob, the guy ejaculates in their partners hand, then the partner slaps him across across the face with his own ejaculation.

Travis was completely embarrassed when it was revealed his ex-girlfriend had gone Benedict Arnold on him in the bedroom

by yumberlard May 5, 2009