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Basoon

An instrument that is actually quite amazing and has a rich sweet tone, but no one cares about because it looks like a bamboo stick with a metal pipe and holes. It is obnoxiously expensive and whomever plays it is likley to play multiple instruments and is very talented and smart. I play Trumpet so i wouldnt know
Gavin: Oh whats a Basoon agian?
Me: never mind
by JustHangING November 4, 2018
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Baptor

A Baptor in Raptor Pastor clothing.

A Baptor delivering C.D.T. (Consciously directed thought) to his community Church members at large, while host-Gatored by a Nephinal 'Loosh' eating; behind the veil; old-world; dream-world; real-world parasite. Either with conscious linear time constructs operated through favorite hypnosis trigger objects like Bibles, or operated thought cut down with good old basic "just copying what The London Seminaries taught me cause my ministering and vocal expression is severely cut short due to being a denominational New World Order Sell-Out.

A Pastor bravely fights his inner Baptor against the raptors of the Matrix peacefully by saying, "Agent Smith, I now know you and your Cern Southern Antarctic ice-slices, are responsible for the really weird and strange 2019 Quantum Bible Effect, Oh break a mirror, Now Matrix is in the Bible? Police! Can we just hug and makeup? Afterall Jups was in Libra for the past year; Agent Smith haven't we learned anything about increasing truce?
Baptor ministered his Mothers-Day sermon to the bubbling community: like a hungry athletic Wolf.
by creativeflame December 30, 2018
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Baps

This word is used to describe a sexual encounter that is bound to happen or has happened. It can be used to describe a encounter between one or more partners.
Used as a verb or future tense: Baps

Exaple : I really want to baps your mom/dad/sister/brother/girlfriend etc.
Used in passed tense: Bappsed

Example : last night your mom and I Bappsed on the couch

: I Bappsed my girl last night
by TheRodMan April 2, 2019
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Basoteaniamensurophobia

The fear of a falling tape, from a tape measure. Known as the only measurable fear.
Everyone thought he would've chosen a different career than carpentry due to his case of Basoteaniamensurophobia.
by Jellyman451323 January 8, 2020
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Bappo

bappo is kingo
1 bappo hate blacko

2 when bapo lived in the 1950s

bapo hate blacko
3 bappo have glocko
4 Bappo thinks every blacko have a glocko
5 Bappo goes to jailo, he sees blacko

6 bappo no racko

7 When bappo see balcko, bappo gets robbo
by Endro January 23, 2020
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Barson Buler Aisle

Any aisle of a store in which a plethora dad shoes are apparent.
Wow nick look, I found the Barson Buler aisle!
by DLfanGUY April 13, 2020
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Basso

A specific type of ‘bro’. Usually seen with a baseball cap in the least functional backwards position. Known for breaking cars and then abusing friend privileges to get them fixed. Sucks at putting away tools
by Hercules Rockefeller November 12, 2020
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