Basoon

An instrument that is actually quite amazing and has a rich sweet tone, but no one cares about because it looks like a bamboo stick with a metal pipe and holes. It is obnoxiously expensive and whomever plays it is likley to play multiple instruments and is very talented and smart. I play Trumpet so i wouldnt know

Gavin: Oh whats a Basoon agian?
Me: never mind

by JustHangING November 4, 2018

Bassoon

The best and most unique instrument ever made. It is easily the most hated on instrument in the band, but we know that everyone is just jealous of our amazing talent. Unless it is in the right hands, we sound like ducks with a chainsaw, but otherwise, we sound absolutely beautiful. We are stereotyped as geniuses without a life, but really, we are smart and are the life of the band. Due to our brains, when we are made fun of, our quick mind gives us an insult three times worse than an egotistic trumpets.
We're just awesome though.

Ew, is someone killing a duck?
No, that's just Bob trying to learn bassoon.

Wow, what is that angelic noise?
Only the best instrument ever; The bassoon!

by CoffeeAddict September 13, 2012

Bafoon

A moron who thinks he is smarter than others but cannot spell the word 'buffoon'

That bonehead wrote a letter to the newspaper calling Steve Jobs a 'bafoon'. How embarrassing would that be?

by Ilk's Club Member December 15, 2011

shatners bassoon

Area within your brain that defines time perception. Can be affected by so called 'Made up drugs' such as 'Cake'; a Visterbile Amphetamoid from Prague. Cake and the effects on shatners bassoon is covered in a episode of the 'Brass Eye' concered with drugs.

One unlucky user died after being run over by a bus, he thought he had 3 months to cross the road.

by Valetudo March 24, 2004

bassoonism

way of life. life decisions that are made by a person who is driven by a musical instrument and the desire to make a living off of said instrument. highly impossible idea only seen worthy by truly committed. it should be supported by true friends.

"I'm going to live in Norway and study a bassoon."
"This is borderline bassoonism but I'm happy for you!"

by .:cyfar:. January 31, 2005

Baloon Knot

Slang: synonomous with asshole. Mainly because a normal tight sphincter resembles the inside of a knot made on a baloon.

Hey ... last night I popped her right in the baloon knot.

by Joey Provalone January 24, 2003

BABOONGA

A big, FAT punch, kick, or hit.

You're gonna get a baboonga to the face if you don't shut it.

by BROOMROOMMAN June 7, 2018