anaconda

A very large snake. Posesses fangs, no poison i think. Will try to swallow prey whole, not constrict. There is a simple plan of action for if you are attacked by an anaconda.

Lie down on your back, with your arms by your sides and your legs together. The snake will crawl over you, checking you out. Do not panic. The snake will then try to swallow you. It will dislocate its jaw, and start to swallow you feet first - always feet first. Allow it to take you in its mouth up to your knees, this will take some time. When the snake reaches your knees, slowly pull out a long, sharp knife and isnert it between your knees and the anaconda's top jaw. Slide the knife away from you with force, hence removing the anaconda's head. The anaconda will then die, and you will be able to safely remove your shins and feet, and leave unscathed. You will not, however, be able to carry away the dead anaconda. It is simply too big.
So, now you know how, you will be able to protect yourself from anaconda attacks in any place you find them.

by basil June 22, 2004

anacondom

a very thick and long condom, used by male subjects with genitals of analogous size

When I saw his boner, I knew that the condom wouldn't fit him and that he needed an anacondom instead!

by ecstatician December 12, 2008

Annacarina

The name for the most awesome person ever, It is impossible to fit so much awesome into any other person.

You think your as awesome as Annacarina? well you can't be because Annacarina is so amazingly awesome

by Bruce Queen October 18, 2008

anfan

gasian

-"look at that gasian over there!"
-"i know, he's such an anfan"

by Li is Pro123 June 2, 2011

anaconda

A wrestling move that wraps the enemies neck and body so hard that it is impossible to get out of.

Caleb:"Oh my god! Joseph got Justin in the anaconda!" Jonathan:"Holy crap! he's gonna die!"

by gippy December 28, 2014

anacapa

The 5th layer of hell described in Dante's Inferno.

"Well, at least I dont go to Anacapa!"

by Eddie S December 3, 2005

anaconda

A large wooden dildo produced in the woodwork rooms of Trinity Catholic School in Sydney, used to rape young boys in boarding school by older kids and faculty memebers.

"Let's run an anaconda on that muh-fucka."
"Man, I would kill those fuck's if they tried to rape my ass with a giant wooden snake shaped dildo."

by Diego July 8, 2003