A slang term used to call someone a real motherfuckerly, shady, and or cheap ass bastard. Kind of synonymous to a cheapskate but really much worse.
If somebody stiffs you a tip they are a swife piece of shit. If someone comes to your house and eats your last cookie without permission they are a swife ass motherfucker. If someone cuts you off and then tries to brake check you they are swife as fuck.
by Mccrap May 31, 2013
Get the Swifemug. by TkMan326 April 13, 2009
Get the Swifemug. When a thot on tinder convinces your boy she’s never done this before and he wifes it in a few weeks and tells everyone what a great person she is while she planning his downfall so her real life can start after he’s gone or dies.
by bigdee January 4, 2020
Get the Swifemug. A wife that is separated from her husband, lives apart from the husband, but they are not divorced yet.
The swife refuses to sign the divorce papers!
by The swifer December 27, 2015
Get the Swifemug.