swifer

A swifer, or sometimes, "swifter", is a fan of the Youtube user Chimneyswift11, famous for making minecraft videos and recently, Elder Scrolls Online videos. This crowd usually contains obnoxious and uneducated 5th graders who enjoy fighting with everyone about everything.

Jim: Hey Bob, are you a swifer?
Bob: No, nobody likes swifers, they're annoying.

by opulentSoup June 9, 2014

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sniferific

A great smelling pussy

That gal is sniferific, I could eat her all night

by brewmeistertony1 May 21, 2010

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Dirty Swiffer

A female who frequently encounters the opportunity to clean male genitalia

Guy 1: "she sucked my balls and licked my taint"

Guy 2: "oh she's a dirty Swiffer"

by Lex triple x February 28, 2016

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Slifer Slacker

A person who tries to slack off in a card game.

Stop slacking off you slifer slacker!

by Mikethunders100 December 27, 2017

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Mr. Swigert

A stupid ass who will never tell you to shut up. He is 70 and still watches porn.

Fuck you Mr. Swigert, you watch porn.

by MiniFalcon July 22, 2017

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Swiper no swiping

What you and your friends say to another friend who is so addicted to swiping on Tinder to the point that he/she neglects their social group (or any social interaction for that matter). The phrase is announced every time your friend opens/uses Tinder, and should be announced repeatedly until your friend finally gets irked and puts their phone down.

Michael: Hey do you guys wanna hang for a bit after class?
Hannah: Yeah sure
Adam: I'm down
Michael: What about you Melinda?
*no response*
Adam: *whispers* I think she's on Tinder again...

Everyone: Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping! SWIPER NO SWIPING!

Melinda: *puts phone down* Awww man!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 26, 2020

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FANNY SWIPER

A dress so short that it swipes the female genitailia leaving nothing to the imagination, thus known as a fanny swiper!!

Emma and Layla wore there fanny swipers into the valley the dirty bitches

"wow that's a short dress!!" "thanks, it's my new fanny swiper do you like it?"

by pusicat January 3, 2011

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