by Dejemi June 2, 2013
"You won't believe what Laura did for me today. She did my laundry and I came home to a hot homemade dinner."
"You've got yourself a swife."
"You've got yourself a swife."
by JoeRa January 3, 2009
A slang term used to call someone a real motherfuckerly, shady, and or cheap ass bastard. Kind of synonymous to a cheapskate but really much worse.
If somebody stiffs you a tip they are a swife piece of shit. If someone comes to your house and eats your last cookie without permission they are a swife ass motherfucker. If someone cuts you off and then tries to brake check you they are swife as fuck.
by Mccrap May 31, 2013
by TkMan326 April 14, 2009
When a thot on tinder convinces your boy she’s never done this before and he wifes it in a few weeks and tells everyone what a great person she is while she planning his downfall so her real life can start after he’s gone or dies.
by bigdee January 4, 2020
a male, with a penis, whose pubic hair is longer than his penis, which usually tends to be quite small, that the pubic hair is braided or corn rowed.
by lennny January 15, 2006