stoichiometry

The reason that we ALL fail Chemistry......

A word usually fallowed by the phrase "you'll get it, your smart"

What the hell is stoichiometry

by DARKSHOCK June 3, 2010

stoichkov

The greatest football player of all time.
Full name:
Hristo Stoitchkov
From:
Bulgaria

Stoichkov above all

by Zhivko Jijev February 28, 2004

Stoichkov Syndrome

Affliction where one can walk into a situation completely unaware of the current state of play, and comment instantly, and often with great accuracy on present dealings.

In this situation (where Stoichkov Syndrome was first diagnosed), 3 people are discussing the European Football Championships, #2 and #3 have successfully named 15 of the 16 participating nations without naming any wrong teams, and #1 conducting the quiz presses them for the answer to the 16th (Bulgaria), offering a clue...

#1: "One of the greatest footballers of the past 20 years hailed from this nation."

#4: (joining the conversation from an entirely neutral standpoint, having only heard the clue offered)

"Stoichkov"

#2 and #3: "Bulgaria!"

#1: "Yes! Incredible!"

by kramssor April 25, 2009

stonched

To get super high from some dank ass weed.

"Bro, I got super stonched at that party last night."

by George 9/11 Bush December 8, 2017

Stoichiometry

Chemistry at it's gayest. 'Nuff said.

"Class, Stoiciometry involves insert a lot of pointless crap here."

"And we care.... Why?"

by Zannie May 13, 2004

stonch

term used in tha south burbs of tha chi for a cigarette

aye dog aye lemme get a stonch ya dig my nig

by donjulio December 19, 2008

Stoich

Can be used as a noun, adjective, verb, adverb.
It comes from the word Stoichiometry.

pernounced: Stoick

'Dude what the stoich?!'
'Man stoich you!'
'That was stoichin' bad man'

by Cap'n Geech February 6, 2009