sleepwoking

parroting woke-sounding catchy slogans without realizing what it means

some kid on tiktok: “non-dysphorics r super valid ✨✨”
a sane person about to be blocked and reported: “yeah, it’s fine to be cis. it’s not fine to be sleepwoking”

by the riverside July 23, 2021

sleepwacking

Wacking off in your sleep. NOT a wet dream, because you are physically touching yourself. Sometimes happens simultaneously to sleepwalking.

Eww, Jeremy was sleepwacking in his mom's room last night.

by johnsq99 April 16, 2007

sleepwalk

Sneaking out in the middle of the night, unbeknownst to your parents, and wondering around. Usually involves walking on train tracks. Also, almost always involves going to the local convenience store to buy food and drinks.

Yo man, you wanna sleepwalk tonight? My parents are going to be passed out drunk so they won't hear me escape out the downstairs window.

by SgtPepper12188 July 4, 2006

sleepwalkinqqq

The jerk buttface meanie owner of syn hcf, false bans and hack smhhhhhh

Damnit theres sleepwalkinqqq be nice or she will ban u

by OfficialTesco September 29, 2020

Sleepwanking

Indulging in the act of masturbation while sleeping, usually performed by a man during a period of sexual frustration.

Tim has never had sex. One day, he woke up in his bed with a puddle by his side; he was sleepwanking.

by Elvis O'Keefe September 27, 2011

sleepwhacking

The act of masturbating in one's sleep.

Teenager: Mom, can you wash my sheets? I had another wet dream.

Mom: God Dammit, have you been sleepwhacking AGAIN?

by the dirty liberal July 27, 2009

Sleepwalker

A slut, a person who is constantly looking for sex.

My ex Lauren is a sleepwalker. Shell fuck any guy anytime, shes always looking.

by Big Ray May 23, 2006