Skwidded

To claim something that's not yours with no intent of giving it back

Monkey ask if ernie has his smokes, skwid holds the packet in the air whilst saying "skwidded" then puts the packet in his pocket, even though monkey ask for them he has no chance as skwid has skwidded them and skwid is MCK.

by Sudskeoner August 21, 2013

SKIJORDUE

skēˈjôr’d(y)o͞o/

NOUN: skijordue; plural noun: *skijordues

A sport or recreation activity combining skijoring and fonduing. Generally engaged in by a bewildering genre and generation spanning mix of rugged cowboys, gnar freeriders, steazy bros, and fringy fur clad fashionistas united by cheese, adrenaline addiction and mad style.

*also refers to Skijordue event entry fees

VERB: skijordue; 3rd person present: skijordues; past tense: **skijordued; past participle: **skijordued; gerund or present participle: skijorduing

To skijordue.

**not to be confused with Skijordude, a participant in Skijordue

Fashionista to cowboy “I can’t come to the rodeo today I have to brush out my yeti boots so they look sleek for Skijordue tomorrow.”

* Cowboy to steazy bro: “I paid our skijordues so wax your board punk.”

Gnar freerider to cowboy: “Nice horse man, do you skijordue?’

**Fashionista: “Wow there are so many hot skijordudes here”

by Samazon77 December 20, 2017

skwipe

the act of jacking off on a window, usually a car window and using a squeegee to spread it around.

That fucking asshole didn't give me a tip I'm gonna skwipe his car up something fierce.

by pinksockerr March 31, 2009

skwish

1. To have a crush on someone

2. A squeezing hug while both saying "skwwwwish" usually involving the rubbing together of noses

3. Charlene

1. "Mary has a skwish on Joe"

2. Joe: "That Mary gave me a big skwish last night"
Bob: "Dude, score!"

3. "Hey Skwish, can you get me a beer"

by The Skwish May 4, 2006

skwine

Verb ('skwīn) - to engage in video chat with someone, primarily using the software Skype, while drinking wine. Skwine, or skwining, is most commonly used to catch up with a friend who lives too far away to regularly catch up in person. When you skwine, it should be a relaxed time, full of laughter or deep conversation, or both! Individuals may substitute FaceTime or other video software platforms; however this is not truly skwine. The same is true for substituting beverages other than wine. It's allowed, but somewhat frowned upon.

My friend moved from Florida to the Dominican Republic, but we skwine regularly to stay in touch.
I love hearing about her new life in Ohio when we skwine.

by deliciousdelton November 29, 2018

skwiss

Often referred to as one of the most vulgar activities known to man, it is the act of kicking swiss cheese. Other names for this act include "swiss kick" and "kick of swiss", but "skwiss" undeniably has the best ring to it.

"Man, did you see that anthropologist?"
"Yeah bro, he just skwissed"
"I know dude, I bet his boss is gonna fire him for that."

by BigMVSauce January 3, 2021

SKWAJ

(n) Any gelatinous substance that's sticky & gleams in the sunlight.

(v) To completely fuck up; to jizm over an extended distance

Can also be used as an interjection, serving as a family-friendly alternative to "Shit!" when bumping into hard objects.

Dude, what's that SKWAJ on your cheek.

I really SKWAJ'd that test question.

SKWAJ, I'm out of toilet paper!

by JiveTurkey October 5, 2004