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(n) Any gelatinous substance that's sticky & gleams in the sunlight.

(v) To completely fuck up; to jizm over an extended distance

Can also be used as an interjection, serving as a family-friendly alternative to "Shit!" when bumping into hard objects.
Dude, what's that SKWAJ on your cheek.

I really SKWAJ'd that test question.

SKWAJ, I'm out of toilet paper!
SKWAJ by JiveTurkey October 5, 2004
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1. To leave a situation quickly.
2. Combination of scoot and yeet
Ex: We better skajeet out of here before something bad happens.
Ex: We better skajeet, it's getting late.
Ex: I just skajeeted the basketball.
Skajeet by skajeet_creator November 9, 2020
Related Words
SKWAJ • skwajeezel • swaj • Skwash • skwank • skwat • skwa • skwad • skaj • Skajeet
Ex: My phone skajeeted out of my hand.
Ex: Birtha had to skajeet to Bill and Wilma's house.
Ex: My glasses skajeeted off my face
Skajeet by skajeet_creator November 28, 2020
Another way of saying "swag". This was is cooler though, because it's spelt with two "j's". Used by most high school idiots who think they have enough to brag about.
Joe: "I wear Nike's I have so much swajjur."
Lisa: "You're an idiot."
Swajjur by mardalliance November 22, 2011
a dream stan ankle biter thats 4’8
“ did you see that skajoe?? “
skajoe by AHHSHSHSKDJDBWJ February 28, 2022
A word that was created to find another person inside of a Walmart or big box store
Hey Jeremy where's your friend at

"Skwaaa!!"
He's in the frozen food section
Skwaaa by The PuzzlingAries April 16, 2019
An awesome, party chick.
Yo, that girl over there is such a skwarek.
skwarek by Mala Nimalasuriya May 8, 2006
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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