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skwipe by pinksockerr March 31, 2009
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Skwisgaar Skwigelf
Lead guitarist of Dethklok from Sweden, the world's tallest guitarist, and the fastest guitarist alive, though he can't read music. He claims this is because he has 'music dyslexia.' He has a strong Swedish accent, putting "s"'s at the end of many words he says. Skwisgaar, not having a father, was raised by his mother Serveta Skwigelf, Miss Sweden of 1956. Skwisgaar's frustration at his mother's sexual promiscuity is expressed through extremely fast guitar fingering. He is seen practicing his guitar almost constantly everywhere he goes. It is a possibility that he is ambidextrous. He seems to dislike the Danish but confuses them with the Dutch. Skwisgaar seems to be the most sexually active member of the band. Skwisgaar also seems to hold little importance on the physical appearance of sexual partners, as he has been seen propositioning an elderly grandmother for sex as well as sleeping with a very obese woman. This is possibly because his mother was extremely sexually promiscuous. He has been in a large number of bands prior to joining Dethklok, including Agnostic Priest, Gangagar Eldeleel-Alele, Gognog Mug Alugdug, Fuckface Academy, Sausage Assassin, Financially Raped, and Smugly Dismissed to name a few. Skwisgaar also refers to things he hates as dildos. His hands are apparently insured for ten billion dollars, one billion for each finger.
Skwisgaar Skwigelf by Nick Sbarbati October 16, 2006
Related Words
skwipe • swipe • Swiper • swiped • swipe up • swipefright • swipey • swipe and wipe • swiped-out • swipe left
Full swipe
Full swipe by Theswiper May 6, 2023
Victory Swipe
THe act of wiping your mouth clean after giving great head. (must use back of hand, then shake it off).
Victory Swipe by ecugal13 August 22, 2010
Swipe and Pipe
To use an online dating service to match with partners for the sole purpose of engaging in sexual relations and nothing more.
"I totally don't want to be in a committed relationship with her; she is just a Swipe and Pipe."
"I just use my dating app to Swipe and Pipe."
"I just use my dating app to Swipe and Pipe."
Swipe and Pipe by jredman April 19, 2017
Swipe Hype
The swipe hype is when you use an online dating app, such as: Tinder, Hinge, Bumble, etc. and you’re describing it to your friends. The idea is that since you’re swiping left or right, you get on a roll and are either matching with a lot of people or you are not. When you’re matching with a lot, you’ve hit the Swipe Hype.
“Hey man what are you doing on your phone over there?”
“Just hittin up that Swipe Hype to try and meet someone tonight!”
“You meet anyone on the Swipe Hype yet?”
“Nah, not yet. Still on the Swipe Hype though.
“Just hittin up that Swipe Hype to try and meet someone tonight!”
“You meet anyone on the Swipe Hype yet?”
“Nah, not yet. Still on the Swipe Hype though.
Swipe Hype by CBAX May 9, 2019
Skwisgaar Skwigelf Syndrome
When you can no longer play guitar slowly because you're so used to playing fast (I.E. shredding) that if you were to start playing slow, you'd automatically lose your touch
"You want me to play THAT simple piece?? Hah!"
*tries to, but finds himself going unreasonably fast*
"What the hell?? I can't!! I must have Skwisgaar Skwigelf Syndrome.."
*tries to, but finds himself going unreasonably fast*
"What the hell?? I can't!! I must have Skwisgaar Skwigelf Syndrome.."
Skwisgaar Skwigelf Syndrome by SomeBadJOKE April 21, 2007
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