skwine

Verb ('skwīn) - to engage in video chat with someone, primarily using the software Skype, while drinking wine. Skwine, or skwining, is most commonly used to catch up with a friend who lives too far away to regularly catch up in person. When you skwine, it should be a relaxed time, full of laughter or deep conversation, or both! Individuals may substitute FaceTime or other video software platforms; however this is not truly skwine. The same is true for substituting beverages other than wine. It's allowed, but somewhat frowned upon.

My friend moved from Florida to the Dominican Republic, but we skwine regularly to stay in touch.
I love hearing about her new life in Ohio when we skwine.

by deliciousdelton November 29, 2018

skinema

Skinema, a portmanteau of skin and cinema.

Nick: I thought you guys were at a cool high school party.
Val: We did make an appearance, grabbed some tit. That part was rad. But when you get to be our age, you'll see those parties, they're full of fakers, they're full of skanks.
Andrew: Would you two care to play some "Hooker Killer: Vatican City" with us?
Kurt: Game's for babies. You guys want to see some real sex?
Nick: We already saw your neighbors.
Val: We're talking about one of the greatest pornographic works in the history of skinema. It stars the Italian Stallion himself, Mr. Sylvester Stallone.
Maury: Oh, that's my buddy Frank's brother.
Val: Did it before he was famous.
Kurt: Just a struggling actor with a thick, meaty cock.

by natalie portmanteaux July 3, 2023

Skwisgaar Skwigelf

Lead guitarist of Dethklok from Sweden, the world's tallest guitarist, and the fastest guitarist alive, though he can't read music. He claims this is because he has 'music dyslexia.' He has a strong Swedish accent, putting "s"'s at the end of many words he says. Skwisgaar, not having a father, was raised by his mother Serveta Skwigelf, Miss Sweden of 1956. Skwisgaar's frustration at his mother's sexual promiscuity is expressed through extremely fast guitar fingering. He is seen practicing his guitar almost constantly everywhere he goes. It is a possibility that he is ambidextrous. He seems to dislike the Danish but confuses them with the Dutch. Skwisgaar seems to be the most sexually active member of the band. Skwisgaar also seems to hold little importance on the physical appearance of sexual partners, as he has been seen propositioning an elderly grandmother for sex as well as sleeping with a very obese woman. This is possibly because his mother was extremely sexually promiscuous. He has been in a large number of bands prior to joining Dethklok, including Agnostic Priest, Gangagar Eldeleel-Alele, Gognog Mug Alugdug, Fuckface Academy, Sausage Assassin, Financially Raped, and Smugly Dismissed to name a few. Skwisgaar also refers to things he hates as dildos. His hands are apparently insured for ten billion dollars, one billion for each finger.

Skwisgaar Skwigelf is taller than a tree.

by Nick Sbarbati October 16, 2006

uncultured swine

A member of society which is seen as an outcast, knows nothing, and lives under a rock. Often this person is seen as stupid and is almost always ignorant as to what goes on in the world. They have little to no knowledge of how to interact with others.

She said that Mozart copied off of Rihanna? What an uncultured swine!

Because he thinks art is fool's play, he might as well be an uncultured swine to me!

by Rachel3404 December 8, 2013

Skwisgaar Skwigelf Syndrome

When you can no longer play guitar slowly because you're so used to playing fast (I.E. shredding) that if you were to start playing slow, you'd automatically lose your touch

"You want me to play THAT simple piece?? Hah!"

*tries to, but finds himself going unreasonably fast*

"What the hell?? I can't!! I must have Skwisgaar Skwigelf Syndrome.."

by SomeBadJOKE April 21, 2007

uncultured swine

Somebody who is oblivious to popular culture. They don't understand references to common music, movies, memes, etc.

Allen is an uncultured swine.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 4, 2018

swine bomb

A simultaneous fart and sneeze, unleashing the swine flu (H1N1) virus into the air at a rapid pace.

Chad was mid-conversation when he dropped a swine bomb on his friends.

by the rus May 9, 2009