Skwidded

To claim something that's not yours with no intent of giving it back

Monkey ask if ernie has his smokes, skwid holds the packet in the air whilst saying "skwidded" then puts the packet in his pocket, even though monkey ask for them he has no chance as skwid has skwidded them and skwid is MCK.

by Sudskeoner August 21, 2013

Skidded Sheets

Tell tale brown stains, usually a tracked pair on the man's
side of the bed, indicating less than perfect hygiene.

"Oh Honey! You just turned our brand new fitted sheets
into skidded sheets!"

by I.M. Salmon July 16, 2011

Skidded shit

A skoody big shit that takes all of your buttcheeks and breath and it also makes ants crawl in your asscheeks And this can happen to male and female so when your having sex beware of the shooting shit and it can make you feel nasty and like your covered in shit.

Man I took a skidded shit.

by Bigtrek March 25, 2019

Skidded

being fired. a common phrase in oil and gas and skilled trades

Fuck sakes, a week away from my permanent posting and the fuckers skidded me. I'm off to the peelers to get sloshed.

by Farbutte Sequatraine November 11, 2016

Skidded

Verb form of being 'hacked' by a script kiddie

No Greg the CIA didn't hack you it sounds like you used a stupid password and got skidded on.

by derpy_hooves August 14, 2011

skiddeddd

When you hit that fucking corner too damn fast and you start rolling to your epic death

We skiddeddd on the fucking highway!

by Bigsadandgay March 24, 2019

skidded up hulk underwear

underwear with the hulk on it that has shit streaks running down the underwear and his legs

hey man you no anthony lingle i swear i looked up his shorts and i seen some skidded up hulk underwear.

by Daniel shaw May 20, 2008