2 definitions by JiveTurkey

SKWAJ

(n) Any gelatinous substance that's sticky & gleams in the sunlight.

(v) To completely fuck up; to jizm over an extended distance

Can also be used as an interjection, serving as a family-friendly alternative to "Shit!" when bumping into hard objects.

Dude, what's that SKWAJ on your cheek.

I really SKWAJ'd that test question.

SKWAJ, I'm out of toilet paper!

by JiveTurkey October 6, 2004

Baking Cookies

The act of eating raw cookie dough while incredibly baked

I was so high last night that I pulled out a tub of cookie dough and started baking cookies.

by JiveTurkey January 17, 2013