swaffle

To take ones penis and slap backwards and forwards across a partner's face in a repetitive manner. Can result in eye injury.

Hey look at Roderick giving Helene a good swaffle! He must really like her.

by Captain Picards January 11, 2009

shuffler

Someone in a minimum wage job with no prospects. So-called because of the snail paced speed they shuffle from one task to another. The only time they move at any speed is when going to their breaks or leaving work. Usually employed in the cleaning and fast-food industries

*door 20 yards away is heard opening*
*2 minutes later*

A: I thought I heard that door open
B: Yeah I called for a cleaner, it'll be one of the shufflers, give it another minute or so

by Iain1977 February 22, 2008

Shuffleromancy

A method of divination through setting your music playlist to shuffle.

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Ask a question
3. Press play
4. Whatever song that plays has the answer

Shuffleromancy is the new magic eight ball - with lyrics!

by Heloise July 23, 2008

swaffer

Derived from the word dutch word Swaffelen, desrcribes a person who'd rather slap their flacid dick against something than actually harden up and do it

Stop being such a swaffer and ask her out already

by YourFavouriteVan May 13, 2022

Swafflecopter

Similar to the act of 'swaffling', except the motion of the penis is of a circular orientation, such as that of the blades of a helicopter, rather than side-to-side.

Mate, Charlie gave Jan such a brutal swafflecopter last night, I could see the bruises this morning!

You're such a swafflecopter.

by Cumnuggetz May 10, 2011

shnaffle

A nip of alcohol. Usually taken before the cocktail hour. Often embibed whilst alone.

I'm going to have my usual Friday shnaffle.

by Welshy White April 12, 2007

snaffleroar

A word to say when you're so frustrated or pissed off that you can't think of any other word to say.

Bob: Hey Jim, I slept with your mom last night!
Jim: What? Are you a teenager or something? Stop saying your mom jokes.
Bob: No, I actually did sleep with your mom. She's pregnant with your baby sister.
Jim: ....SNAFFLEROAR!

by Fehbeh January 24, 2011