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by OKURNESSEABJ June 28, 2020
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Schlaum~ To be in a constant state of relaxation after having experienced a sustained period of activity or stress. A verb originating from Ireland to describe a individual who is restless due to the after effects of alcohol and is now seeking peace by relaxing in bed or on a couch while occasionally making loud droning noises to accentuate their current fragile state of mind.
Wife: Why don't you clean out the car? Its a mess. You're lazy and I'm sick of it.
Husband: Please just leave me alone I'm dying of a hangover and I just want to schlaum.
Wife. I'm leaving you.
Husband: Please just leave me alone I'm dying of a hangover and I just want to schlaum.
Wife. I'm leaving you.
by Big John and the Buffs March 7, 2014
Get the Schlaum mug.The biggest asshole on a faculty in a school. This person lacks social skills, is condescending and has delusions of grandeur. He is a jerk to both students and staff alike. Loathed by his fellow employees. Hated and made fun of by students. He also idolizes Tiger Woods.
1. "Damn that guy is a complete schramrod, everybody hates him!"
2. "Dude, don't be such a schramrod! I was only asking about your sunglasses."
3. The teacher was being such a schramrod that all the students went AWOL.
2. "Dude, don't be such a schramrod! I was only asking about your sunglasses."
3. The teacher was being such a schramrod that all the students went AWOL.
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Get the schaumpton tall boy mug.An amount of food that is too small to pack up for takeaways, but too large to say "of fuck, I'll just eat it." The exact size of a schramek is different for everyone, depending on what they are able to stuff away after declaring that they are full. You can define an amount of food as any number of schrameks.
"Gosh, I don't want to waste this last schramek of pizza, but I'm so full. Joe, will you eat it?"
example of plural schrameks - "There's about 3 schrameks of egg salad here; anyone want some?"
example of plural schrameks - "There's about 3 schrameks of egg salad here; anyone want some?"
by schrameklover February 9, 2019
Get the schramek mug.a large town in northeast illinois, west of chicago. Pop. consists of over 85,000 people. Includes one of the largest (and cleanest) malls in america, (Woodfield). Most schools are taught by educators with a masters and doctorite in teaching. Places of interest: Prairie Center for the Arts, Septemberfest, and Woodfield Mall. High Schools: Schaumburg High School (home of the saxons); and James B. Conant High School (home of the cougars). Schaumburg is also named after a city that resides in Germany, so it makes sense that most of the residents are german. The happiest place on earth!
1. Yesterday I went to Schaumburg and shopped at Woodfield Mall.
2. I go to Schaumburg High School, and I run on the cross country team.
2. I go to Schaumburg High School, and I run on the cross country team.
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