Schaumpton

Quasi-derisive nickname for Schaumburg, IL, which is a white-bread suburb of Chicago. Possibly dervied from ironic reference to Compton.

"I'm from Rolling Ghettos, where are you from?"
"Straight outta Schaumpton."

by h07824092147012784 March 2, 2009

schaumpton tall boy

the biggest bottle of Boone's Farm wine you can find.

"what you drinkin tonight?"
just a schaumpton tall boy

by jayfour42O December 4, 2010