Schlort

Schlort is the antonym of Schlong; that is, it is slang for a small penis, rather than one of more impressive proportion.

Conversation overheard in the Plymouth Co-op: "Dave's not so much got a schlong, but a schlort. I only go out with him as he's got a Subaru"

by Arsing around in the arse factory December 22, 2007

schlort

Having a short penis, but not too short, because that would be a "schliny"

Guy: Hey, do you want to see my dick?

Girl: Maybe if it wasnt a schlort

by k-rizzle32 January 21, 2010

Schlort

Like a Schlong, but shorter.

We all laughed our asses off when he whipped out his tiny little schlort!

by Brobacca May 17, 2011

Schlorter

1. A person with a small penis.
2. A man with a shlort (a small penis).
3. A person who behaves in a disorderly way/who exaggerates and boasts of the size of their genitals.

"Jordan came up to me yesterday with an extra large condom." "Wow, but isn't he a schlorter?"

by LeSquidface October 11, 2016

schplorking

the act of throwing up on your girlfriend during intercourse.

I'm so sorry that I'm schplorking on our aniversary; I shouldn't have started thinking about your mother.

by Luke January 12, 2005

Schlort

Exact opposite of a Schlong. Belongs to men who feel the need to compensate with big four wheel drives. Fond of showing off their small tackle. Usually dickheads.

That guy sent me a dick pic of his schlort.... what a dickhead.

by iron mike 27 October 14, 2016

schplotz

1. (v.) To engage in sexual intercourse with a person or object.

2. (v.) To penetrate the deep orifices or cavities of a person or object with a dildo. It is more polite to use this term than the F-word in mixed company.

This must not be misconstrued or misspelled as the verb splotch.

Synonym: fuck

I love to schplotz myself with a broom handle.

John and Mary were arrested for schplotzing on their front lawn.

He schplotzed his inflatable doll all night long.

by Rob Porter March 12, 2009