schploits

verb: 1. to severely fuck up.
2. to strike someone in the face with a raw piece of meat.

1. Dude, he totally schploited that shit up..
2. I'm going to schploit you in the face.

by trash_kitten June 27, 2005

schlack schlorts

When you roll up your slacks and turn them into schlorts.

Yo bruh, nice schlack schlorts!

by just make the money January 13, 2014

Sexploits

Wild sexual adventures. Usually referred to as such when bragging, making said sexual adventures public knowldege.

Hot frat boys are getting naked and going wild and the cameras were there to catch all the drinking & stripping for the wildest sexploits ever!

by Magnus Malkus January 18, 2009

schplitzer

a schplitzer is generally a person who is late to notify his or her friends of social events such as parties and public beatings.

A:The party last night was tight

B:You didn't tell me about any party you fuckin schplitzer.

A:My bad

by Straight Funky March 4, 2008

Schplitting

The act of wanting/having to poop while sitting on any other chair except the toilet. Sometimes in pain or agony depending on severity.

Comes from the terms shitting and splitting as in your pants will split at the butthole so you can let loose the mud man)

I had to poop but I was waiting for the bus to get home so I was sitting there schplitting.

by Jimji March 25, 2019

The Schmoits

Group-based, uncontrollable laughter, (sometimes herbally induced), that goes on and on and just when you think it's over, it starts all over again. Often seen on blooper reels.

First guy: Why are all those people rolling around on the ground laughing?
Second guy: Who knows. Looks like they got a bad case of the schmoits.

by jcole September 27, 2009

schplort

To be incapacitated

I was completely schplort

by Sedphee October 15, 2003