by trash_kitten June 27, 2005
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Wild sexual adventures. Usually referred to as such when bragging, making said sexual adventures public knowldege.
Hot frat boys are getting naked and going wild and the cameras were there to catch all the drinking & stripping for the wildest sexploits ever!
by Magnus Malkus January 18, 2009
Get the Sexploits mug.a schplitzer is generally a person who is late to notify his or her friends of social events such as parties and public beatings.
A:The party last night was tight
B:You didn't tell me about any party you fuckin schplitzer.
A:My bad
B:You didn't tell me about any party you fuckin schplitzer.
A:My bad
by Straight Funky March 4, 2008
Get the schplitzer mug.The act of wanting/having to poop while sitting on any other chair except the toilet. Sometimes in pain or agony depending on severity.
Comes from the terms shitting and splitting as in your pants will split at the butthole so you can let loose the mud man)
Comes from the terms shitting and splitting as in your pants will split at the butthole so you can let loose the mud man)
by Jimji March 25, 2019
Get the Schplitting mug.Group-based, uncontrollable laughter, (sometimes herbally induced), that goes on and on and just when you think it's over, it starts all over again. Often seen on blooper reels.
First guy: Why are all those people rolling around on the ground laughing?
Second guy: Who knows. Looks like they got a bad case of the schmoits.
Second guy: Who knows. Looks like they got a bad case of the schmoits.
by jcole September 27, 2009
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