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Schploot McGoot 

When a doggo/pupper lays down and extends legs behind them like superman. Often found in the Corgo Breed, and can cause near deadly amounts of cutness
Person one: C'mere boi, you is must be good boi you is
Doggo: *Bork* *Schploot McGoots*
Person 1: *dies*

schplook 

Tasts away and definitely doesn't come out of people wink wink
He schplooked in my ... mouth
schplook by Thee most biggest pp October 19, 2021

schpootika 

The sound made by genitalia while in the throws of passion.
I could hear the schpootika, schpootika, schpootika coming from the neighbors fornicating in the next bed.
schpootika by Hot4ppr September 13, 2010

Schploof 

Sharting to the point where it tears a hole in your pants.
“Bro, last week I was at my girlfriends house and I schploofed all over the couch!”
Schploof by Schploofy goofy December 19, 2018
A Slut From Soutie(South Boston)

A Girl Willing to do Anything Sexual For Alcohol or Just for Fun
Jessica Is Such A Schloot
Schloot by Blazin420 November 28, 2007
(n) A person, who although has everything anyone could want in life, is for some unknown reason, still kind of a prick.
My boss tried to avoid paying me for that job I did. What a F*ing schlooter.
Schlooter by Wildrover October 1, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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