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Schlobengrinder

When everytime you go out clubbing you get so drunk you start slobbering and grinding with fatties, eventually leading to taking them home.
Dan is the worst schlobengrinder to go clubbing with.
by akaleftwardslopingpenis June 19, 2016
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Schlime

Something slimey or "schlimey" like getting a taxi ride and running when you have to pay, or acting in a sly and savage way.
That nigga pulled up in the cab, said he was gonna take out money and ran home. That's schlimey
by AlwaysIcy July 3, 2017
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Schlameel

someone who tends to make the wrong decisions or ruin everything- also see mush , schlamufde
"What a schlameel!?!"
by Neil, Joe, Bryan June 18, 2008
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Charleston Schlompdonkey

a predator to be feared by all who come in contact with her. this girl is seen at the bar 6 nights a week, never able to form a remotely logical sentence, and constantly prowling for the cock. more often than not she is a sorority girl who has already been slammed by you and all your buddies. she has every STD known to man and probably has brewed a few of her own in that nasty fuck slot of hers. The Charleston Schlompdonkey commonly preys on your inability to have any sense of whats going on around last call. this slopper cons you into walking her home from the bar only to drag you into her lair once you reach her house. once inside you are at this beasts mercy, and are in for a sloppy unprotected freakfest. after this late night encounter you generally are filled with a feeling of confusion, disgust, and a burning sensation when you piss.
you see Matt leave the Silver Dollar with that slut last night?

ya man, that charleston schlompdonkey has been nailed by at least 15 of my buddies
by youk November 15, 2007
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schlmedium

an average penis, not quite qualified to be referred to as a schlong
Glenn only has a schlmedium, but Jason has a full-blown schlong!
by j-money$$$ February 23, 2009
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Schlomphing

To schlomph. Sexting but on a whole other level. More sexual, more passionate.
Are you and Jerome Schlomphing?

Yeah, we schlomphed all night.
by pinkkittycatmaster September 22, 2014
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schlompoofa

1) a car part
2) something you say when are “done” with a person, multiple people, and/or society.
I’m failing calculus, my boyfriend just broke up with me, and there will soon be a nuclear war. I’m so schlompoofa right now.
by yourfavoriteoprahhh May 28, 2018
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