Pooanoid

One who excessively wipes after a poo in fear that it is never perfectly clean.

Dammit Steve! You clogged the toilet with toilet paper again! Quit being so pooanoid!

by Gus Maverick January 7, 2011

Pronanoia

The momentary heart-stop you get when you're looking at pornography and think there's a picture of you up there, and you mentally catalogue whether any ex's may have secretly taken a picture of you without you knowing it and then posted it on the internet.

I was browsing a porn blog when I was struck with an acute case of pronanoia! But I quickly realized I didn't have a twin sister, or a bathtub full of Jell-O.

by brat#3 January 6, 2009

Pronoid

A belief somebody thinks they are more popular than they really are.

Kanye West is a fine example of Pronoid

by Manufacturedfeelings February 3, 2012

pronoid

Person who believe that something or someone proacts for him/her, despite a current situation.

'I can walk trought war without harm'

by Charlie Skooppi January 13, 2004

Pornanoid

That feeling that you might have forgotten to close or erase your intimate browsing history.

Dude I gotta run back and check my computer. I'm really pornanoid.

by Muffns December 15, 2014

Paronanoid

PARONANOID (pa-RONA-noid): a condition of paranoia caused by the Corona virus pandemic (COVID-19) of 2020. Further exacerbated by a lengthy time of mandated social distancing.

The shoppers hoarded their purchases of basic essentials because they were paronanoid that they would run out.

by ReeAnna16 March 27, 2020

Proctnoid

an annoying ass. "Proct" from the Greek root for anus and "noid" from the 1980s Domino's Pizza commercial.

In 2020 the DNC's motto was "Avoid the Proctnoid!"

by broknsymetry July 15, 2018