prejack

shortened term for pre-ejaculate fluid, the filmy substance that contains sperm, ova, etc. that leaks out the penis or vagina before the orgasm during sex.

"I dunno how my bitch got pregnant! I pulled out and shot my load on her face. It must have been the prejack!"

by Lazarus Ciccone May 4, 2004

protack

Protecting and attacking at the same time meaning your attacking something but protecting yourself at the same time.

I must protack

by DBONE765 November 21, 2018

projaculate

When somone vomits their emotions and feelings on you or when they jump to conclusions about how you feel based on no actual evidence.

(After a 10 minute venting session)...Guy 1: "You think I'm stupid don't you? You just think I'm the dumbest person after what I just told you"
Guy 2: "Bro, you're projaculate (ing). I have literally have been just listening this whole time"

by reemyb January 29, 2021

Ketchup PreJack

That semi-gooey, clear liquid that comes out of an unshaken ketchup bottle before thr actual ketchup comes out

Damnit, I got ketchup PreJack all over my fries. I can't eat this shit! It looks like Ronald McDonald jerked on my plate now!

by StrongDynamics September 30, 2020

prejacked

To prematurely ejaculate; when a man ejaculates sooner than he(and/or she) wanted.

Don: I hear you prejacked with Terri last night. Do you suffer from premature ejaculation?

Jon: Hell no! She's the one who suffered. When I cum, it's right on time!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 20, 2016

Astral Projaculated

Originally formed from the word “Astral Projection”

The act of ejaculating whilst trying to complete a successful Out of Body Experience (AKA “OBE”).

(Can also be worded as "Astral Projaculation" or "Astral Projaculating")

Dude: "Last night, I was trying to escape my physical body, then suddenly I Astral Projaculated."

Dude's friend: "You must have been prettyyyy relaxed man, lucky your mum didn't walk in."

by gods_secretary June 24, 2011

prejack

Said to be associated with the effects of baby-batter, prejack is the state of tongue lolling mental confusion found in horny men. In contrast to its antonym postjack, prejack tends to exist pretty much all the time, except for during the ejaculatory refractory period, (within which clarity is briefly possible.) Tends to affect purchase decisions, especially in the case of jewelry, is associated with awful decision making, and is heavily exacerbated by young, limber, blonde strippers.

Prejack that seemed like a pretty good idea... spending $840 on 45 minutes worth of lap dances. Now my pants are just sticky.

by Beef Ranger October 22, 2008