Pilfer

To steal items belonging to others, like a grubby little thief.

Tyler came to my home and pilfered my butter mints!

by Haze_Jake December 7, 2021

Pilfer

To search through something surreptitiously.

Robbert pilfered through the papers, careful not to raise any alarm

by PP_ February 21, 2024

Pilfer the Wellington

1. To clandestinely steal the Beef Wellington from a neighbor's plate at a dinner party.
2. A baudy, yet intentionally vague, sexual innuendo.

1. "I'm never inviting Sara over for dinner again! I caught her pilfering the wellington!"
2. "Christine, how about we get a few drinks and pilfer the wellington?"

by Laurence Wellington III May 20, 2013

pilfer my iMac

What you should do after being so stupid you buy the crappy iMac from a computer store.

I pilfered my iMac with a 30-pound sledgehammer and I was feeling happy again.

by Assholes Inc. September 10, 2003

Pilfer Shark Fishing

To fish for Tweakers using a bait consisting of items that a tweaker might geek out on.

We went pilfer shark fishing at the compound with a bag of random felonious items. We also used cell phones tossed randomly for chum bait.

by King Red Rocket April 10, 2022

Pilfer Pirate 🦜

A pilfgram turned Pilfer Pirate on a pilfgrimage of a life time on the Highest seas. Plundering and pilfing all the booty that is thrown their way.

Pilfer Pirate 🦜 stole my Girlfriend with gel pins, coloring books, and a quarter gram.

by Schmidt Show April 23, 2022

eye pilfer

The act of blatently scanning the surroundings for loot or booty while maintaining conversation.

Damn, u better watch Kritty. She is eye pilfering the fuck out yo things....And your man

by AristoTrap April 3, 2017