Pilfer

also used to describe to rumage through someones stuff, without their permision.

There was a truck parked outside with a bunch stuff in the back, I pilfered through it and found this boxfull of goodies.

by Lonnie Lee November 21, 2006

Pilfer

To have sex with someone's father. The object of the "pilfering" would be the son or daughter who incurred the act, and any siblings who subsequently learned of it would be unintentionally "pilfered" as well.

Evan pilfered Jacob and showed us the pics. Jacob's dad is a top; who knew?

by Dadslammer12 August 8, 2009

Pilfer

Not a word.

Tim: Pilfer IS a word!
Me: No it's not.

by Shifty Chele Shock March 6, 2009

Pilfering

To rummage and occasionally take things that don't have a purpose

Whatre you doing ? Pilfering your shit

by Pilfersum October 9, 2016

Pussy Pilferer

A vulgar term for a lesbian, equivalent of ass bandit for men.

"Yeah, I hear she's a pussy pilferer."

by Ukesagi-tan March 19, 2010

Pilfer the Wellington

1. To clandestinely steal the Beef Wellington from a neighbor's plate at a dinner party.
2. A baudy, yet intentionally vague, sexual innuendo.

1. "I'm never inviting Sara over for dinner again! I caught her pilfering the wellington!"
2. "Christine, how about we get a few drinks and pilfer the wellington?"

by Laurence Wellington III May 20, 2013

Anglo-pilferer

An Anglo-Celtic Australian possibly of convict lineage. Based on the belief that all Anglo-Celtic Australians are descended from convicts. Particularly offensive, albeit highly accurate.

Harry: "That bloody Anglo-pilferer didn't give me my change"
William: "Which one?"
Harry: "The Barman. Bloody Aussies they're bred for barwork and pilfering."

by Turdtrousers March 14, 2008