Pilfer 

To steal items belonging to others, like a grubby little thief.

Tyler came to my home and pilfered my butter mints!

Pilfer by Haze_Jake December 7, 2021

Pilfer 

To search through something surreptitiously.

Robbert pilfered through the papers, careful not to raise any alarm

Pilfer by PP_ February 21, 2024

Pilfer the Wellington 

1. To clandestinely steal the Beef Wellington from a neighbor's plate at a dinner party.
2. A baudy, yet intentionally vague, sexual innuendo.

1. "I'm never inviting Sara over for dinner again! I caught her pilfering the wellington!"
2. "Christine, how about we get a few drinks and pilfer the wellington?"

Pilfer the Wellington by Laurence Wellington III May 20, 2013

pilfer my iMac

What you should do after being so stupid you buy the crappy iMac from a computer store.

I pilfered my iMac with a 30-pound sledgehammer and I was feeling happy again.

pilfer my iMac by Assholes Inc. September 10, 2003

Pilfer Shark Fishing 

To fish for Tweakers using a bait consisting of items that a tweaker might geek out on.

We went pilfer shark fishing at the compound with a bag of random felonious items. We also used cell phones tossed randomly for chum bait.

Pilfer Shark Fishing by King Red Rocket April 10, 2022

Pilfer Pirate 🦜 

A pilfgram turned Pilfer Pirate on a pilfgrimage of a life time on the Highest seas. Plundering and pilfing all the booty that is thrown their way.

Pilfer Pirate 🦜 stole my Girlfriend with gel pins, coloring books, and a quarter gram.

Pilfer Pirate 🦜 by Schmidt Show April 23, 2022

eye pilfer 

The act of blatently scanning the surroundings for loot or booty while maintaining conversation.

Damn, u better watch Kritty. She is eye pilfering the fuck out yo things....And your man

eye pilfer by AristoTrap April 3, 2017