masturpooping

It's when you poop while masturbating??!??

No more explination needed.

Toilet + Poop + penis + hand = masturpooping

by Llamadude July 13, 2007

masturboofing

When one decides to pleasure themselves but they are also talking to someone over text at the same time without their knowledge of the action they are performing.

He is so weird, last night I heard that he was masturboofing with some girl and she didn't find out until today

by Booflord December 8, 2020

masturbotting

When a script, chat bot, or other automated process glitches and acts on part of its own programming.

"Yeah, the bot's removing its own comments every time it says something it doesn't like. It's masturbotting."

by PupperPuppet September 11, 2019

Masturboating

The act of motorboating oneself using one's hands.

I caught that girl masturboating herself last night at the club.

by Snugglefluffkins November 10, 2009

Masterbooking

The action of masterbating to someone on your friends list on Facebook.

Man, I was masterbooking after I added the new girl from work.

by TheUNLiberator June 12, 2010

Masterbooking

Master bating to somes picture on facebook.

I dont do this. Masterbooking

by The One Kid September 12, 2010

Masturbombing

When you try to show off your weapons but end up bombing one of your own cities.

Dudebro 1: Bro, did you see that Kim Jong-Un screwed up a launch and got caught masturbombing himself

Dudebro 2: DUDE!!!!

by Mister Bad Touch April 24, 2018