Marlton

A horrible upper-middle class Philadelphian suburb in South Jersey filled with awful, fake, snobby deceptive people, and the tools who are used by them. One would think that because Marlton is a relatively wealthy town that there wouldn't be so many white trash lowlifes (the product of a bratty childhood and careless parenting) as well as skanky rubbish high school sluts, but lo and behold, there are! Every time someone from West Deptford or Washington Twp comes here, something bad happens because they taint the population with their trailerpark way of life. Marlton is also home of Cherokee High School, where the jock mentality is INDEED in full swing and the collar-popping douchebags on the football team who think they're badass because they drank 5 Natty Lites Friday night, and actually do NOT have any potential future in athletics, are treated like gold. Anyone who is not a jock is even worse... an emo kid... someone who thinks they can play guitar but can't. There is also a high population of fake Italians or "guidos", with annoying fake accents and ugly blowout haircuts trying to copy Carmine Gotti, while thinking Spanish words are Italian and that spaghetti and meatballs with Domino's Pizza is a "classic Italian dish". Very few cool down to earth people live here (some aren't "rich" enough to simply pack up and leave), as most have taken the opportunity to get the fuck out. If you're smart or at very least a decent person, LEAVE as soon as you graduate from CHS. Otherwise, if you're just another rude piece of snobby Jersey trash or TPT who likes ICP, stay and rot.

I've had the misfortune of growing up in a shitty place like Marlton.

by Jerzy is DIRTY July 16, 2008

Marlton

A town in New Jersey that is built and named after dirt whit very little hot girls.

"marlton sucks"

by Zach April 6, 2003

Marlton Johnson

A God among three other people. No one has as much swag as the engineer of destiny.

Dayum. Marlton Johnson is sassy.

by Hester shaw August 26, 2013

John Marston

The main protagonist in Red Dead Redemption, he used to run with the Van Der Linde gang before being left to die by Dutch Van Der Linde. In rdr1 he is forced to hunt down the outlaw Bill Williamson by government agents.

Some quotes from john marston include:
"YOU EAT BABIES"

by Snake142 February 3, 2019

John Marston

An outlaw who can't fucking swim.

John Marston learned he couldn't swim by the bad way.

by Mrnorrator November 16, 2020

Jack Marston

The avenger of the avenger of the great Arthur Morgan

Jack Marston avenged John Marston who avenged Arthur

by Ecksd July 22, 2019

John Marstoned

When a certain character, antagonist, or protagonist gets shot multiple times by multiple people, either by automatic or single fire weapons. Used summarily in surprise or shock.

"Holy Sh*t! He just got John Marstoned!"

by Fwuffy Kitten September 28, 2021