Malou

a High School Musical fan

She knows all the songs of High School Musical 3! What a Malou!!

I can't believe she's a bigger Malou than me! I thought I was the only one who watched the HSM films.

by killbillwordmachine February 22, 2017

Eddy malou

"Hi sir Fidel, my father's name is the one of the greatest scientist of democratic republic of Congo, Eddy malou (E, double D, Y hyphen M, A, L, O, U) that is it means the esteem of KNOWLEDGE, the ones who knows lots of things"

"...the congolexicomatization of market laws, please..."

"-Do you know rollerblades ?

-Yes, it's all about this, because, when we speak about reller, we can see nuclearity."

It's a next eddy malou level of bullshit

by genesis maraboutator October 1, 2017

malo

when you were in school did you ever wanna sit at the popular table but then you remembered you simply just weren't that cool? well now with the invention of discord, you can finally feel like a real top kek. all you have to do is prove your worth to the mods of the h3h3 server and pass a vigorous voting process. once you're in the clear, remember you wouldn't want to lose your place in their esteemed hierarchy so don't go posting those private DMs of members saying one thing but in general chat saying another. oh and never ever speak your mind (that'll get you blacklisted on the internet for good). be the sheep they're looking for and you'll have yourself a great time!

When am I getting back in malo?
This was my first and last mistake
Please man
I didnt think he'd share it

by professional retard November 26, 2018

butthole malfunction

An involuntary bowel movement usually caused by questionable food choices.

Ugh man, what's that smell?!
I just had a butthole malfunction courtesy of Taco Bell!

by Gleen707 November 28, 2019

Remote Malfunction

A “Remote Malfunction” is when your remote control pad won’t respond to any of your commands using your fingers, then you look at it closely and realize one of the remote buttons is stuck on the pad and you have to unstick it before the remote will work again.

It took Jensen a while to figure out why his remote wouldn’t work. Then he saw he had a “Remote Malfunction”. So he quickly had to unstick the button on his remote to correct the problem.

by Julesheart April 19, 2023

TP malfunction

Digital penetration of the toilet tissue usually caused by not using enough squares or just generally being a cheap fucker.

Times were tough so as a cost saving measure I only used two squares of toilet tissue per wipe. Next thing I know I'm washing poo off my finger tips. This was not my first TP malfunction.

by Bugsy McDingle November 28, 2012

Maleure

A failure as a man and especially as a potential romantic partner. A man who consistently disappoints and is unreliable. He's not mean or an outright douchebag, but does not meet the most basic requirements one would expect in a man.

He's still whines about his divorce from 5 years ago. He's 40 and doesn't have a job. His cell phone got cut off so he couldn't call to tell me he was running late for our date and he didn't even walk me to the subway after I picked up the tab. He's really nice, but a total maleure.

by fieldsish July 28, 2010