lunchmeating

acting like a lunchmeat
eg, talking loudly on cell phone about stupid, pointless shit, or just acting like a dumb ditz

Look at all those idiot girls lunchmeating across the restaurant.. we're nearly 50 feet away, and I can STILL hear their retarded laughter.

by andy M April 2, 2004

Lunchmeat

Anyone Who is Someones Bitch in prison.

When Liam got busted, we all thought he was lunchmeat.

by Uncle Joe July 31, 2003

Lunchmeat

Aka "L-Meat", this lovable hobbit enjoys leading his brothers on wild adventures.

-Lunchmeat took full responsibility for the ticket booth, so I pissed in the corner.

by pledge prez March 8, 2005

Lunchmeat

A condition in which one is possessive of an upscale sense of humor. Often a Lunchmeat will totally baffle the opposing party instead of making them laugh.

I would totally laugh if I had any idea what you just said. You're a total lunchmeat.

by Snausage April 2, 2005

Lunchmeat

Anything on the human body that can be giggled.

Yo girl, lemme giggle that lunchmeat.

by BirthSquirt September 27, 2013

lunchmeat caserole

A sweaty, salty, musky, unwashed vagina. Often compared to the stench of a decomposing rodent in the summer.

Hey babe, the wife is out of town and I was hoping maybe you could come over and bring me some of your famous lunchmeat caserole.

by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020

lunchmeat curtains

When a woman has really lose lips, no, not those lips, yes, THOSE lips.

I went to go down on her, then I saw her lunchmeat curtains and had to stop.

by ExtremeGamer August 2, 2003