Definitions by BenjaminFrank
Dirty Scorpion
The Dirty Scorpion is a sexual move recquiring great amounts of stamina and precision. There are three steps:
1. You grab the boobs, or manboobs, of your partner
2. You spin around on the boobs, or manboobs, so that your crotch is directly in line with your partner's face
3. You hump as hard as you can, breaking your partner's nose in the process.
1. You grab the boobs, or manboobs, of your partner
2. You spin around on the boobs, or manboobs, so that your crotch is directly in line with your partner's face
3. You hump as hard as you can, breaking your partner's nose in the process.
Ted mounted Steph's face and rammed her with such tremendous force that her nose shattered. She is in the ER right now. The Dirty Scorpion is awestriking.
Dirty Scorpion by BenjaminFrank February 23, 2009
Lunchmeat Surprise
The act of ejaculating on one's own dick, using other various ingredients to make it a sandwich, and shoving it down your partner's throat.
Bob: So why are you braking up with Tod?
Cindy: Because that bastard gave me a lunchmeat surprise while I was asleep!
Cindy: Because that bastard gave me a lunchmeat surprise while I was asleep!
Lunchmeat Surprise by BenjaminFrank February 21, 2009
The Bubble Bath
Jim: Hey, Ted, guess what I did to Sally last night!
Ted: What did you do, give her a warm carl?
Jim: No, I gave her the bubble bath!
Ted: What did you do, give her a warm carl?
Jim: No, I gave her the bubble bath!
The Bubble Bath by BenjaminFrank February 21, 2009