lunchmeat 

persons of lower quality or mediocrity

Those guys hired all the lunchmeat we just let go.

lunchmeat by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

Lunchmeat 

When a female performs the act of sitting (i.e. straddling) on a males mouth, nose, and/or general facial area. Men "teabag" women, usually on the forehead, but not contained only to that area, while women "lunchmeat" their male counterparts. In other words, if you opened a package of sliced lunchmeat and shoved your face into the side, you'd essentially be replicating this act.

DUDE!! Last night after I woke up your sister, teabagging her in her sleep, she totally woke me up this morning laying that lunchmeat on my face!! I ate that pussy like grade A roast beef! U mad bro?

Lunchmeat by Bird76Mojo November 2, 2011

lunchmeat 

What you feel like after a hrad night of partying.

Chris felt like a pound of lunchmeat after last night's party.

lunchmeat by sickness July 5, 2005

Lunchmeat 

Anyone Who is Someones Bitch in prison.

When Liam got busted, we all thought he was lunchmeat.

Lunchmeat by Uncle Joe July 31, 2003

Lunchmeat 

Aka "L-Meat", this lovable hobbit enjoys leading his brothers on wild adventures.

-Lunchmeat took full responsibility for the ticket booth, so I pissed in the corner.

Lunchmeat by pledge prez March 8, 2005

Lunchmeat 

A condition in which one is possessive of an upscale sense of humor. Often a Lunchmeat will totally baffle the opposing party instead of making them laugh.

I would totally laugh if I had any idea what you just said. You're a total lunchmeat.

Lunchmeat by Snausage April 2, 2005

lunchmeat 

What one could call "over used" Female genitalia.
Or in somecases a Hobbit who has an irresistible urge to eat a Black Angus Heisman Trophy...

1.) Damn man, she's like lunchmeat.
2.) Quickly make that Black Angus Heisman Trophy, the Lunchmeat is hungry.

lunchmeat by Angus April 5, 2005