Lunchmeat

When a female performs the act of sitting (i.e. straddling) on a males mouth, nose, and/or general facial area. Men "teabag" women, usually on the forehead, but not contained only to that area, while women "lunchmeat" their male counterparts. In other words, if you opened a package of sliced lunchmeat and shoved your face into the side, you'd essentially be replicating this act.

DUDE!! Last night after I woke up your sister, teabagging her in her sleep, she totally woke me up this morning laying that lunchmeat on my face!! I ate that pussy like grade A roast beef! U mad bro?

by Bird76Mojo November 2, 2011

Lunchmeat

Anyone Who is Someones Bitch in prison.

When Liam got busted, we all thought he was lunchmeat.

by Uncle Joe July 31, 2003

Lunchmeat

Aka "L-Meat", this lovable hobbit enjoys leading his brothers on wild adventures.

-Lunchmeat took full responsibility for the ticket booth, so I pissed in the corner.

by pledge prez March 8, 2005

Lunchmeat

A condition in which one is possessive of an upscale sense of humor. Often a Lunchmeat will totally baffle the opposing party instead of making them laugh.

I would totally laugh if I had any idea what you just said. You're a total lunchmeat.

by Snausage April 2, 2005

Lunchmeat

Anything on the human body that can be giggled.

Yo girl, lemme giggle that lunchmeat.

by BirthSquirt September 27, 2013

lunchmeat

persons of lower quality or mediocrity

Those guys hired all the lunchmeat we just let go.

by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

lunchmeat

What you feel like after a hrad night of partying.

Chris felt like a pound of lunchmeat after last night's party.

by sickness July 5, 2005