Jawad the Jack o'lantern Killer

A classic horror tale of a young Pakistani boy who grew up to become an infamous pumpkin loving serial killer.

Andy was stabbed in the anus by Jawad the Jack o'lantern Killer.

by theman8787878787 October 25, 2011

larndt

1. A bitch

2. Overly choosey clarn-like stamp

1. Look at that larndt!

2. I saw a larndt today.

by P'tainz March 25, 2011

pa' lante

In Latin American and especially Puerto Rican slang, it's a contraction of "para adelante" or "forward."

Un, dos, tres, un pasito pa' lante Maria! (One, two, three, one little step forward, Maria!) -- Ricky Martin song

The Puerto Rican drag queens in RuPaul's drag race have the motto "echa pa' lante." (Go forward.)

by pupusa99 May 19, 2014

Lanternpreneur

A lanternpreneur is a kind of enterpreneur who is starting out a bit late, post 30s, but with his 'lantern of knowledge' accumulated during her/his preceding years.

Lately, a lot of corporate executives are becoming lanternpreneurs by collaborating with young entrepreneurs and startups and sharing their knowledge.

Do you know Mark Malone? He's a Lanternpreneur

We are a network of Lanternpreneurs

by 27weeks March 2, 2021

lantec

1. A User of Genmay
2. The only person dumb enough to spend 10 thousand dollars on a desk.
3. A User of NASIOC
4. The only person dumb enough to post about making out with his cousin.

Hey lantec, nice 10k desk. Did you f*ck your cousin on it?

by nasioc user eleventy billion April 5, 2005

boob-o-lanterns

Boob-O-Lanterns are created by a) applying opaque substance(s) (e.g. electrical tape, marker, paint, string/rope, chocolate, etc) to breasts and b) applying a light (flashlight, phone light, etc) to the bottom (optimal), top or sides of the breasts in an environment with very low light levels. The results are typically best with augmented breasts (ie saline, silicone, etc) but can be accomplished in natural, low density breasts. CAUTION: be careful to use low heat light sources (e.g. LED lights, camera phone lights) to avoid a potential burn to delicate skin.

torch test

1. The most unique Halloween costume this year will be the Witch outfit featuring boob-o-lanterns.

2. One of the great aspects of her new boobs is the fun in making boob-o-lanterns.

3. A boob-o-lantern contest substituted for the weekly wet t-shirt contest at (state favorite establishment or party here).

by K3ys3rS0z3 June 23, 2017

old brooklyn lantern

Performing a sexual act with a Mag Lite Normal in the Anus, sometimes in the vagina. The light side should be on the outside so the light can be flashed around the room.

Jermahl: hey Ryan it is dark in here, have you seen my maglite?
Ryan: hold on let me pull my pants down and I will break out with the "Old Brooklyn Lantern"

by lds70 May 13, 2013