Awkward Knees

One of the many noticeable characteristics of My Chemical Romance's bassist, Mikey Way.

Often make fangirls go "awwww" and "he's so adorbs!" and influence teenagers to change to an awkward stance to show support for Mikey Way. Girls love awkward, nerdy guys with crooked knees, apparently.

Usually the butt of Mikey Way jokes on Tumblr, next to his remarkable Poker Face, Unicorn addiction, and of course, his gentleman-like attitude (edited photos with him in a top hat, eye piece, and moustache.)

Head, shoulders, awkward knees and toes, awkward knees and toes.

by AttackFox March 8, 2011

black knees

Black knees belong to women who meet random strangers in places of gathering (i.e. restaurant or nightclub) and proceed to give them blowjobs.

Jenny: She was blowing some dude in the bathroom at the club.
Mike: Explains why she in the club with a white dress and black knees.

by naggernensky May 16, 2009

knees

A device attached to the human body, designed for finding furniture in the dark.

*stumbling around the dark*

beep beep beep

OW! FUCK! FUCKING KNEES

by GrazerMagic May 9, 2011

bees knees

When bees flit from flower to flower the nectar sticks to their legs. The phrase "bee's knees" means sweet and good, because the knees of the bee are where all the sweet, good stuff is collected.
That definition about moving around really fast is wrong.

You bought me a coffee? You're the bee's knees!

by elisa August 21, 2004

Megan Knees

When someone can coordinate moving their hips, knees, and ass; While moving up and down with rhythm. Like Megan the Stallion does while dancing on stage. To be good at this one has to have strength in their legs. Also many hours of dancing in the mirror. A useful way for women to embrace their sexuality.

Look at her go she has Megan Knees!

by MonyBear May 3, 2021

knees up

A very informal gathering for any type of celebration. Involving plenty of impromptue singing, dancing, and drinking. Probably Cockney in origin.

On the night their exam results came out, they went down to the pub for a right old knees up

by Backseatogre July 22, 2006

magnet knees

The art of a female keeping her legs closed to avoid any sexual advances.

I tried my best to get to third base with Gwen, but I didn't stand a chance with her magnet knees!

by Mr. Bill III March 8, 2016