Humpit

Slang for Trumpet. Like a Trombone is a Tromboner, and a Saxophone is a Sexyphone.

I have band this hour.
What do you play?
Sexyphone.
Nicee, I play Humpit.

by theladygagagaga January 16, 2011

humpster

Hamster

I bought a new humpster. I will put it in my pants now.

by fsd August 31, 2003

humpitis

You hump everything in sight, even your mother.

Man yesterday i had a bad case of humpitis!

by tittyslappingcowboy69 September 27, 2009

Humpster

A blowjob given or received inside a dumpster.

Tom almost lost his bet and would have had to give Roger a humpster!

by ugetowned May 3, 2010

Humpest

The best of the Humps. The Humpiest of the Humps if you will. Top of the line Humper.

"Yo that dude gets SO much ass! He is THE Humpest..."

by Humpest September 24, 2011

HUMPITIVE

ADJECTIVE.

When one wants to be HUMPED. Preferably, by something HUMPABLE.

ALSO, HUMPITIVE can describe something HUMPFUL, having to do with HUMPING or anything HUMPABLE.

SYNONYM FOR HUMPFUL AND HUMPABLE, if used in the correct context. Also, a synonym for HORNY.

When you feel humpitive you feel humpable hence HOT.

"That chick's so humpative"

by Melissa December 6, 2003

humpastillskin

Necrophiliac. Could also mean a dead lay.

A word that I just invented today.

That creepy undertaker is a humpastillskin.

My wife is boring in bed a real humpastillskin.

by thedzone October 8, 2009