Eggs Hogoboom

A specific egg dish such as "Eggs Benedict". Eggs Hogoboom is in actuality an eggless breakfast / brunch dish, it is served on non toasted white Wonder Bread, topped with commodity bologna, cheese whiz, American cheese Tapatio and ketchup. A common prison food, easy made by altering the basic bologna sandwich often served in state and federal penitentiaries. This dish is named after Chester the 5th, also the creator of this artisan breakfast favorite. While this dish begins to spread like the bird flu in popularity, culinary experts who have worked closely with Chester are taken back by such a culinary break through they often compare his genius to the likes of Auguste Escoffier and Marie-Antoine Careme.

Chester - "Hey buddy, thanks again for picking me up and posting bail, I really appreciate it."

Greg - "No problem man, let me cheer you up a little, take you out for breakfast or something."

Cheseter - "Thanks but no thanks, I'm actually pretty full. Grubbed on some 'Eggs Hogoboom' about an hour ago."

Greg- " You lucky duck!!! I guess getting arrested didn't turn out all that bad after all..."

by manwiththeplan83 March 4, 2013

Hogoboom

A word to describe the most awesome person ever. They are funny, unique, amazing, and beautiful. Usually a great actor and has an amazing singing voice. They have many unusual talents and know so much random stuff. They are also masters of corny jokes and has a contagious laugh that will lighten any room. Everyone needs a Hogoboom in there life

Guy 1: God, that girl is beautiful
Guy 2: I know right, and she is a Hogoboom too
Guy 1: I love Hogoboom

by original_hogoboom May 5, 2013

hobjob

a handjob and blowjob at the same time.

that girl gave me a hobjob (I wish)

by JL.Levy January 28, 2009

howjob

When you are receiving oral sex from an inexperienced individual and have to teach them the proper methods.

Shit dawg, so last night I met this chick at the club. Thought I was gonna be getting a blow job, ended up getting a howjob.

by TurkeyChicken May 17, 2006

hogbobble

Bobblehead or bobble figurine shaped like a hog.

Johnny just stuck a hogbobble on the dash of his new monster Camaro.

by Freybjorg April 18, 2020

Hagjob

A handjob administered by a haggard woman.

The funeral I attended had no redeeming feature except for the ending hagjob.

by Tapstereqsue July 26, 2011

Hobjob

Getting a hand job with a prothstetic.

Guy 1: dude I just got the best handy from your sister.

Guy 2: how is that possible? She has no arms...
Guy 1: Team hobjob!

by The Only Congo June 19, 2013