Definitions by Freybjorg

sneezature 

Moist germ-infected mucus that sprays into the air when one sneezes

Put a mask on and keep your sneezature to yourself #BeSafe #ProtectOthers #Coronavirus

sneezature by Freybjorg May 3, 2020

ZoomTime 

Connecting with family and friends on a smart phone using Zoom.

"I used to be jealous of my friends with iPhones. Now that I'm sheltering-in-place, I put Zoom on my Android and I can video Zoom with my friends! We call it ZoomTime!"

ZoomTime by Freybjorg May 2, 2020

couch potatriot 

Someone who vigorously supports their country from the comfort of their couch.

"As a true couch potatriot, I stayed home during Corona virus and watched the news every minute… Man… if only I had more toilet paper!"

couch potatriot by Freybjorg May 2, 2020

pigdemonium 

Wild uproar or unrestrained disorder, confusion or chaos among pigs.

OMGG did you see that boar kicking baby pigs? Total pigdemonium!

pigdemonium by Freybjorg May 2, 2020

Coronacoronary 

Heart attack due to the Corona virus.

"Bill went to the ER, but when he heard there was a Coronavirus patient, he had a Coronacoronary and hitched an ambulance to the next hospital…."

Coronacoronary by Freybjorg April 23, 2020

coronacleaning

Extreme repetitive compulsive cleaning resulting in a shortage of cleaning supplies.

"I haven't been able to buy wipes for weeks! #coronacleaning"

coronacleaning by Freybjorg April 21, 2020

coronacleaning disease 

Sickness or ill effects from excessive compulsive cleaning with noxious cleaning products.

"Jasmine got sick from sniffing spray disinfectant. #coronacleaning disease"

coronacleaning disease by Freybjorg April 21, 2020