Hammer Head

Someone with reduced intellectual capacity but no mental handicap.

"Hey Jack, look at the fucking hammer head over there trying to park his truck in a compact car parking spot. Dumb ass!"

by Garglemesack June 30, 2016

Hammer Head

1. A term used to define a girl who often engages in felatio.

2. Named after the similar motion of banging a hammer and ones testicles slapping against the Hammer Head's chin.

1. Yo that bitch will suck both our dicks tonight she's a mad hammer head.

by spadez September 8, 2005

Hammer Head

A person with a head resembling a hammer, usually with no chin.

Did you see that kid back there?
Ya. One ugly ass hammer head chunkard.

by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 7, 2010

Holland Hammer Head

A sexual act involving 2 people and a vehicle. While a male is receiving oral sex in the driver seat (While operating said vehicle) from a female in the passenger seat, the driver swerves to intentionally hit an object, activating the airbag and thus taking deep-throating to a new level. Also known as the triple H (HHH). Originating out of Holland, Ohio.

Sally needed reconstructive surgery after receiving the Holland Hammer Head from Gilbert in his '97 Ford Aspire.

by G-Bentley & J-Greene December 28, 2008

Bro Hammer Head Shark

-A statement at the end of a conversation with the purpose of confusing everyone who hears it.
-A brother of a hammer head shark.

"Aiight dawg I'll catch you later, Bro hammer head shark!"

by Notrub acissej Ol ymerej March 10, 2010

Purple Headed hammer of justice

The gavel by which all women are judged. Women are declared either guilty(hot) or case dismissed(minger). Once you have decided on their fate, women are sentenced by the purple headed hammer of justice.

'what is your verdict on kath?'
'GUILTY!!!! I would like to sentence her with my purple headed hammer of justice!!!11one'

by Garry the Gavel October 15, 2006

Hammer Head

The male version of camel toe

“He was sporting some serious hammer head.”
“Those grey sweatpants really show off that hammer head.”

by FeloniusMunk April 19, 2025