Wrecking Balls

When you hit your genitals in the masturbating process.

I had wrecking balls last night :(

by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 06, 2010

Stink Wink

The flex your anus makes when you fart

I saw my girlfriend's stink wink in the shower.

by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 06, 2010

Blimp

When a piece of peppering gets inside your dick hole when you pull out of the anus. The penis becomes infected and swells up to chode status.

After a week of backdoor entering, i got a blimp.

by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 06, 2010

Horse Head

When a woman gives head so bad that it feels like sandpaper and worms.

We were at a stoplight right, and she went down, and i had to tell her to stop. After i told her she was giving horse head, she got out and found a tool in less then 6.29 minutes.

by OwlTurtleMeerkat September 30, 2010

Meatspin Genocide

When you tile meatspin in different colors on a power point, then project the meatspin at a national epilepsy convention.

Did you hear the man on the news?
No I didn't, what happened?
Meatspin Genocide happened.

by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 06, 2010

Hammer Head

A person with a head resembling a hammer, usually with no chin.

Did you see that kid back there?
Ya. One ugly ass hammer head chunkard.

by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 06, 2010

Spit Trick

When you spit in your friends eyes and punch him in the balls.

You're about to get spit tricked!

by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 06, 2010