11 definition by OwlTurtleMeerkat

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When you hit your genitals in the masturbating process.
I had wrecking balls last night :(
by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 06, 2010

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When you tile meatspin in different colors on a power point, then project the meatspin at a national epilepsy convention.
Did you hear the man on the news?
No I didn't, what happened?
Meatspin Genocide happened.
by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 06, 2010

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When you fart so hard the shit in your anus rattles like a Mexican fiesta.
I can't workout because i have the Maraca Farts.
by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 06, 2010

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The flex your anus makes when you fart
I saw my girlfriend's stink wink in the shower.
by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 06, 2010

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When you spit in your friends eyes and punch him in the balls.
You're about to get spit tricked!
by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 06, 2010

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When something unexpected happens and your sack sucks up into a giant raisin and your testicles join your atom's apple in the throat.
Wanna go swimming?

No, we'll get spider balled.
by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 06, 2010

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When a hooker stun guns you in the dick after you refuse to pay her.
Nurse:How did you get these burns sir?
Patient: The hooker was charging too much so i didn't pay. She gave me an Electric Rod.
by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 06, 2010

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