Urban Dictionary: Definitions by OwlTurtleMeerkat

Electric Rod

When a hooker stun guns you in the dick after you refuse to pay her.

Nurse:How did you get these burns sir?
Patient: The hooker was charging too much so i didn't pay. She gave me an Electric Rod.

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When you tile meatspin in different colors on a power point, then project the meatspin at a national epilepsy convention.

Did you hear the man on the news?
No I didn't, what happened?
Meatspin Genocide happened.

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When something unexpected happens and your sack sucks up into a giant raisin and your testicles join your atom's apple in the throat.

Wanna go swimming?

No, we'll get spider balled.

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When you spit in your friends eyes and punch him in the balls.

You're about to get spit tricked!

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When you fart so hard the shit in your anus rattles like a Mexican fiesta.

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A person with a head resembling a hammer, usually with no chin.

Did you see that kid back there?
Ya. One ugly ass hammer head chunkard.

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When you hit your genitals in the masturbating process.

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