Hairgasm

A euphoric state of "hair high" induced by an unusually pleasing coif.

Jess: "Oooooohhh! Loving my hair. Is it possible that I'm having a hairgasm?!"

Man: "That girl's hair is so sexy! It's giving me a hairgasm!"

by i0error January 15, 2014

pubic hairea

The area above ones genitals where hair of the pubic sort grows (not to be confused with the happy trail

I accidentally pinched some of the Pubic Hairea hairs in my zipper, so thats why i was crying

by The REAL harry September 10, 2008

hairgasm

Hairgasm is a U.S. registered trademark
No. 2,390,828 owned by Louise Marie Pidwerbecki for the mark HAIRGASM, in international class 3 for hair care products.

www.hairgasm.com

by luckezz March 16, 2009

hairtastrophe

A complete hair disaster.

I've dyed my hair 18 times now and it still looks awful! What a hairtastrophe!!!

by Mind Find December 26, 2008

Hairess

To stroke/caress someone's hair, either in a creepy or affectionate way.

"I love it when my boyfriend hairesses me, it's just so cute"

Jenny: That disabled kid, Jared, came up to me in the courtyard and just started hairessing me for no reason.

Shaniqua: Oh, that's creepy. But I thought the exterminator came in last wednesday

by tee mag February 19, 2010

Hairgasm

The near orgasmic release felt when taking one's hair down from a ponytail or updo after several hours, sometimes accompanied by a bedgasm.

Last night I definitely had a hairgasm.

by mo1234 June 19, 2009

hairemscarem

Wait until your friend passes out drunk, fill his hand with Krazy Glue, and throw a big bunch of hair into it that you collected from your barbershop floor and saved in a bag in your trunk for just such an occasion.

"My roommate in college used to masterbate constantly whenever I left the room. I taught him the meaning of 'common area'; I gave him the old hairemscarem."

by Fattooth Electricteeth December 29, 2007