4 definitions by Fattooth Electricteeth

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Waiting until your girlfriend/wife passes out and drawing a mustache on her with permanent marker. This is best done when she has to go somewhere the next day; and when you don't feel like getting laid for a month.
"I gave her the Rollie Fingers. She couldn't figure out why the Jehovah's Witness was looking at her sideways when she answered ther door the next morning."
by Fattooth Electricteeth December 01, 2007
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Wait until your friend passes out drunk, fill his hand with Krazy Glue, and throw a big bunch of hair into it that you collected from your barbershop floor and saved in a bag in your trunk for just such an occasion.
"My roommate in college used to masterbate constantly whenever I left the room. I taught him the meaning of 'common area'; I gave him the old hairemscarem."
by Fattooth Electricteeth December 01, 2007
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Turning off the water supply to the toilet when you visit someone's house, then flushing the toilet once. The next person to take a crap in the toilet doesn't have any water to flush it down with - and it just sits there.
"That party was getting lame, so I dustbowled that guy before I left. I just found out that some chick dropped a massive duce and had to get her boyfriend to come in and turn the water back on about 20 minutes later."
by Fattooth Electricteeth December 01, 2007
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Waiting until your friend is passed out drunk, pull down his pants, and pour squeeze butter, honey, brown sugar, and peanuts into his hairy butt crack.
"He'd been out drinking at the Polish fest all day - I couldn't believe his wife called us over just so we could give him the sticky buns."
by Fattooth Electricteeth December 01, 2007
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