fasturbation

Competitive Speed Wanking

Doctors warned of excessive injuries this weekend of fasturbation

by Dave Bose June 20, 2003

fatsturbate

When a man is sufficiently obese that his penis can be engulfed in body fat, allowing him to stimulate himself by simple, repeated shifting of body position. This auto-erotic action is fatsturbating.

My obese college roommate would always fatsturbate on the couch next to me, yelling "Check it out! No hands!"

by Stefan Bastardo February 6, 2010

frusturbate

When a person is frustrated because of events of the day, he/she frusturbates to relieve themselves.

My friend Devin frusturbates because he has no girlfriend.

by The Shiz December 12, 2003

Fasturbation

When a young man takes a break from jerking off. Fasting like a jewish person during Yom Kippur, a fasturbation may take a few days a week or to a more experienced fasturbator up to a month.

Guy 1: dude im sorry ive been so short tempered lately, i've just been in a fasturbation contest with my dad.

Guy 2: its ok man, i understand fasturbation can be one of the most difficult things ever.

Guy 1: it truly is...

by UncleNorton45 July 24, 2011

fapsturbate

To masturbate furiously, or fap.

I'm serious, did you fapsturbate to my porn?

by Dumpsterbaby December 16, 2007

hesturbate

twiddle the bean or jack in an unusual manner, with thoughts of doing something particularly dirty that is not always associated with sex. Masturbation that is a mixture of very perverted and very funny. Often punctuated by Ha! This word has become popular on porn boards, and is derived from Hester, wearer of the scarlet letter.

"I imagined you shoving that evian bottle in your cooch, and I had to go hesturbate"

by Olivia Yearns November 10, 2008

fisturbating

To masturbate by inserting one's fist into one's own orifice or orifices. Artificial or disembodied fists may also be used. The word is a hybrid of "Fisting", "Masturbating" and "Sophisticated", and as such could be considered a sophisticated form of self-fisting.

"I wouldn't go in there Gavin, Tylah is Fisturbating."

Bryce: "Dan, if you don't sort that shit out my fist will be up your ass"
Dan: "I can fisturbate MYSELF!"

by Under Training May 11, 2008