fartasm

The feeling of great pleasure after passing a wicked ass fart which has been held for a great amount of time.

Damn. I rotted one so bad, I think I had a fartasm.

by chicachica_boomboom April 17, 2009

Fartalicious

an adjective used to describe a fart so neatly potent and crisp-sounding in nature that one can almost picture an illustration of a fart so clean-cut and 'deliciously juicy'

that was an extremely fartalicious fart bertha just emitted

by hemik December 23, 2009

fartation migration

To leave the area after you fart.

After the stench filled the room, people noticed Jeff was gone and declared that he used fartation migration.

by A Bob bay March 21, 2008

fartacular

A fart that is so heinous it results in something such as vomiting or tears.

Man, Sheila ripped a fartacular one yesterday.

by Joe380 October 28, 2007

Faptain

The captain that help people find the name of sexy girls so they can fap

random guy: "faptain, i need her name for research purpose!"
Faptain:"Baeley Jay, *faps away*"

by lilpigfuck November 24, 2014

fartane rating

A number associated with the richness of flatulence. A number 2 rating is average and might be mistaken for "forgetting to take the garbage out" A number 4 rating will typically clear out a medium sized room while a number 8 is a serious combustion and explosion hazard.

Arthur, at any party could always be counted on to rip one with a number 4 fartane rating. People who knew him well would always reply with a blessed be the fruit right before they made their exit.

by Sidney's natural resources October 10, 2019

fartawful

Synonym for FALAFEL. Falafel is also called fartawful because it gives you smelly farts.

I had a fartawful sandwich for lunch today. It was tasty.

by Jebblebbles June 4, 2007